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[Prawn surprise]

The act of being surprised like a prawn. Ask yourself, how does a prawn run?

The surprise does not need to exist - this is simply a greeting and communication action, much like shaking hands and saying hello or making a joke mid conversation.

The prawn surprise is a favourtie when people a trashed and those not aware of the prawn surprise ask 'What is the surprise? It must be good!'
1. Prawn surprise - hold one hand in the air, wiggle your fingers and say 'surprise!' whilst looking happy and somewhat alarmed.

2. Call out 'surprise' to your friends who will respond by putting a hand in the air and saying 'surprise'

3. You are with friend and you ask 'What would a surprised prawn look like?' and everyone acts like a surprise prawn (Surprise!)
by Rastus McTavish March 31, 2009
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Oxford Surprise

An Oxford Surprise is when a door is opened in front of you and the person behind it squirts a load of their semen into your eye.
Obviously, this takes a lot of planning and accuracy.

The Oxford reference is because that is where it was conceived.
"Oy, where's Jack?"
"Jack's in the bathroom"
"Why?"
*Big grin*
"Oxford Surprise!"
by Monty MacGuffin January 6, 2008
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surprise-a-donk

when a woman looks like she has a flat ass, but upon removal of her clothes you notice that she has a surprisingly shapely ass, she has a surprise-a-donk.
in the movie Black Swan during the masturbation scene, Natalie Portman has a surprise-a-donk.
by want to do January 11, 2011
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blumpkin surprise

When a guy gets a good-ole fashion blumkin and he gets a surpise. Unknown to the blumkinner or blumkinee an evil asshole has saran-wrapped the toilet seat, thus the "SURPRISE!"
What the fuck! Yesteday my girlfriend finally agrees to give me a blumkin and I ended up with a blumpkin surprise. Let's just say shit hit the fan-ny.
by gradeAwoody October 26, 2009
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chef's surprise

When you open up a girl's pussy real wide, and, disgusted by what you see, throw up in it.
If you're squeamish whenever you see private parts (you big pussy...) then the chef's surprise is the move for you.
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Surprise Sex

Many say it is rape and you're only partially right. It is rape but with a willing victim. More like roleplaying with someone who trusts you. By no means inflict surprise sex on someone without their consent...preferably in writing.
You can't rape the willing, so now it's just surprise sex!
by Death's Stalker October 13, 2007
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Seattle Surprise

u use your boxers as a blindfold and put them over her eyes, then, you shove ur middle finger up her pooper and wipe the contents of ur finger in between her eyebrows to give her a unibrow, then u take out a jar of peanut butter and rub in on ur cock, then make the doggy lick it off, then u cum in a straight line on a plate and she snorts it like nose candy, then u slap her, put ur boxers back on and leave her. the end. (for best results,perform when baked/hammered)
Dylan: Last night was so crazy. I went back to her house,
Zach: Yea, did she have all the supplies for the famous Seattle Surprise?
Dylan: Yea, even the dog. I smacked her so hard, shes gonna have that handprint on her face for days!
by Chris1392 December 20, 2007
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