Vadar Stamp

When you take the tip of your penis and slap it across a persons face, it will leave a red mark in a shape reminiscent of Darth Vadars helmet.

After giving her a blind puppy, I decided she needed a Vadar Stamp.

by Horn December 05, 2013

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plasma stamps

Living on a combination of food stamps and plasma

These people don't want to go out and find a real job. Instead they're living on plasma stamps.

by cjstrongbone February 14, 2023

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asshole stamp

When two men are gay and one of them sticks there balls in another’s asshole.

I went to Disney land and one of the workers asked me to asshole stamp his buddy who was making him horny. The guy that asked me didn’t have balls so he couldn’t do it himself.

by Nolanparrish220 January 22, 2018

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Froggy-Stamp

The act in which a female squats and essentially stamps (like an ink stamp) the face or head of a lover or other person, with her vagina. Also known as the female equivalent of the act termed the "Teabag" in which a male places the scrotum onto the face or head of another person, sometimes as a comedic endeavor. The term "Froggy-Stamp" derives not only from the frog like position in which the stamp is delivered but also from the visual similarity in appearance to the outline of a frog sen from above, which can be observed in the impression or image outline, that is left perceivable upon the surface location of contact, with the female genitalia.

"Fool enough to pass out drunk at the party the poor chap fell victim to the first ever recorded Froggy-Stamping when one of the women attending lifted her skirts, did a quick squat on his forehead, and after leaving her mark, left the party!"

As he looked closer in the mirror, touched the sticky film on his forehead and noticed the almost invisible outline of a frog, he realized he'd been the victim of a Froggy-Stamping during his unconscious state of intoxication.

by RatchedT February 19, 2024

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Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it

A phrase that surmounts all possible ways to "call it". Basically the dynamite to rock-paper-scissors. This phrase originated from the primary schools of Etobicoke, Canada by Serbian kids in the 90s.

"I get the middle seat, called it!"
"No, I get middle seat! Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it!"
"Damn"

by eggs.pdf February 27, 2021

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