Lickety-split

When you spread a pair of buttcheeks and lick the bung!

I made her squurm when I did the lickety-split to her ass!

by Orofinofarmer April 13, 2022

Lickety Split

It’s that game where you lick the tip of my penis while trying to avoid me punching you in the mouth. If I win, I punch you in your pretty mouth. If you win, you get punched in the mouth. Either way, you get a split lip.

For Christmas my family likes to do all the usual things. We exchange presents, have a nice dinner, sing carols, and play games like Lickety Split.

by Fionna Schwab May 17, 2023

Lickety Split

Lickety Split - As fast as possible

Eat that booty like lickety split

by Morgan Boy April 05, 2021

Split Bricks

Wen You Finna Straight Hood In The Streets It Get Too Surreal And Oblique All In All Shock Of Disbelief, Feeling Of Casualty Agony, Thoughts Of Atrocious Animosity, and “I Love Yous”. Is Just A Nice Way Of Saying ShutUp. Reoccurring Memories Of Child Abuse. Too Much To Soak in The Process of a Living Fantasy; Nightmare When You Still wake Of No Sleep, Invalid Intolerance Then Seeing Shadowy Figures Wen The Lights Be Off NGL No Cap (FR) FR (For Real)

Buddy Boi: Ayye Bro Was Up You Straight Gotta Talk A Few Dem Circles?

That Guy: Naw Man These Split Bricks Finna Jabbin At Me Again. Got Me Trippin Up My Conscience Like, I Have 2 Scenarios 1 of My Expectation what I want Then the other 1 Reality Check where I gotta glimpse at a near day déjà vu But From Tomorrow. Gettin Ready To Finna Split The Bricks In half so it can be gone DidDone Delt Wit Finna My Heart in my stomach of Guilt But What I Do. It Like Off All The People I Met Where I Met It altered. Then I Be Half Asleep I see my room On the left then a cousins room on the right Then I walk into a wall.

Buddy Boi: Bummer

by Pyre No Chill October 19, 2020

The Underwater Splits

when you are forced to watch someone doing the under water splits over and over again until you almost drown

I'm not going to Johnny's house again. I can't watch any more of The Underwater Splits.

by Lorraine Haul May 21, 2024

split the chicken

To miss multiple targets by aiming right between them, for example in a ball game.

Ronnie had two good available shots, but he split the chicken and went home with nothing.

by TheJimReaper November 06, 2017

splitting the beard

When a female parts her vaginal lips either to piss or to have things inserted in her!

Tanya love splitting the beard when she went for a piss!!

by steven Dressel April 14, 2008