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Smooth Polley

get ear wax and coat someones left tooth while they are sleeping.
jimmy was sleeping one night with his mouth wide open and my other friend that was still awake with me had really dirty ears full of nasty wax. I decided to pull a smooth polley. I coated his left tooth with nasty ear wax and in the morning he awoke to find his mouth really dry.. he licked his lips and his teeth.. right when he felt the nasty wax on his left tooth he nearly fainted.. that was the end of that.
by Travis Reis April 30, 2006
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smoothazing

a term used to describe something rediculously smooth
wow i tried the gillette fusion for the first time and my face feels smoothazing !!
by christophorus September 6, 2010
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Sloth

The definition of sloth is having slow reactions like the animal itself many people that play the online game called runescape would also think of a person named Cona Pk3r.
Cona Pk3r is Pking with his clan brutality at east dragons and dies for his dragon claw's due to Korasi protecting over it and is just slow like the Sloth at understanding how fucking retarded he is.
by The real Brian Badonde December 5, 2012
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Sloth

She’s a sloth
by Sloth is a racial slur July 1, 2019
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Smooth Criminal

As he came into the window
Was a sound of a crescendo
He came into her apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet
She ran underneath the table
You could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, it was her doom

Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?
Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?
Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?
Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?

Annie are you ok?
Will you tell us that you're ok?
There's a sound at the window
Then he struck you, a crescendo, Annie
He came into your apartment
Left the bloodstains on the carpet
Then you ran into the bedroom
You were struck down, it was your doom

Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?
Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?
Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?

You've been hit by, you've been hit by
A smooth criminal

So they came into the outway
It was Sunday, what a black day
Mouth to mouth resuscitation
Sounding heartbeats, intimidation
Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?
Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?
Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?
Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?

Annie are you ok?
Will you tell us that you're ok?
There's a sound at the window
Then he struck you, a crescendo, Annie
He came into your apartment
Left the bloodstains on the carpet
Then you ran into the bedroom
You were struck down, it was your doom

Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?

You've been hit by, you've been struck by
A smooth criminal

Okay, I want everybody to clear the area right now

Annie are you ok? (I don't know)
Will you tell us that you're ok? (I don't know)
There's a sound at the window (I don't know)
Then he struck you, a crescendo, Annie (I don't know)
He came into your apartment (I don't know)
Left the bloodstains on the carpet (I don't know why, baby)
Then you ran into the bedroom (help me)
You were struck down, it was your doom Annie (dag gone it)

Annie are you ok? (Dag gone it, baby)
Will you tell us that you're ok? (Dag gone it, baby)
There's a sound at the window (dag gone it, baby)
Then he struck you, a crescendo, Annie
He came into your apartment (dag gone it)
Left the bloodstains on the carpet
Then you ran into the bedroom
You were struck down, it was your doom Annie (dag gone it)
by Death Menace May 13, 2023
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going smooth

Something Marines yell when they load letter head into the printer.
GOING SMOOTH!!!. Yells the Cpl
by sardonica138 August 14, 2006
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ass smooth

Something in a coherent whole. Mainly a collection of some sort or a group of somewhat relative things.

Often used to brag about a fancy, but pointless, bunch of stuff someone has, but can also be used as an alternative to words like pretty, hot, etc.
by Arnas September 25, 2010
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