Smurglaries

(Smurglary in singular): a a porte-manteau of the words smash-and-grand and, you guessed it, burglaries

San Francisco and Los Angeles are undergoing a rash of smurglaries at an alarming rate.

by Uncle Dimma December 24, 2021

smerfy

Sexy Rich (Sells Dope) Tall Intelligent Man Who Plays Valorant

Person 1: Have you heard about the man, the myth, the legend himself?

Person 2: No, who’s that

Person 1: It’s smerfy betch

by kooliceaid January 6, 2022

Smurfed

When a guy with a small dick gets blue balled.

Dean: “Yeah dude, she blue-balled me last night.”

Isaac: “Nah man she definitely smurfed you.”

Dean: “Shut the fuck up, asshole.”

by Mr. Razzle Dazzle Rose June 15, 2020

Rectal Smurfobia

The fear of having Smurfs living in your butthole.

Gargamel was afraid to take a dump because of his chronic Rectal Smurfobia.

by PappaSmurfinurAsshole March 28, 2011

Smurgeon

(SMUR-jin) Noun. An ultra-tight vagina or rectum that has yet to be penetrated by anything (i.e. Penis, Vibrator, Finger, etc.). So tight and, "Unopened" that it may cause discomfort for both parties: The, "Pitcher" and the, "Catcher."

For antonym, see: "Crupple."

John: Are you okay from last night?
Erin: Yeah, I am okay now but that hurt.
John: I thought you didn't have a smurgeon.
(Later In The Day)
Tyler: So did you get some?
John: Heck yes!
Tyler: Does she have a smurgeon?
John: Not anymore hahahah.
Tyler: Thanks for painting that mental picture in my mind.

by Miss I'm proud of my smurgeon March 12, 2008

Skurf

The art of Water Skiing on a surfboard.

Skurf or;
Skurfing

by Skurf.in September 15, 2011

Shmurf

informal word used in conversations, particularly while texting; the word takes the form of the conversation. It may mean unimpressed, confused, innocently angry, etc.

Well, shmurf, that was mean!

Shmurf... that was a really boring episode of Stranger Things, wasn't it.

by bebla January 12, 2018