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by dekuippop March 26, 2021
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Smell-o-fart

One who thinks themself higher than those around them. Often characterized by a cocky, pompous, overconfident attitude. Those who are considered Smell-o-farts often hold their head high with their nose in the air, as if they are trying to sniff a fart.
Karen: Why don't you have any more canned green beans? My husband is a lawyer and I will sue if I am not treated with better customer service. Let me speak to your manager a young man.
Kyle: Why are you making that face?
Karen: Excuse me? I asked for the manager.
Kyle: I am the manager, get out of my store you smell-o-fart
by monkeysbutt May 16, 2020
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Smell nah

A stupid alternative version of “hell nah” made by a dumb monkey.
Monkey: “Smell nah bruh!”
Functioning human being: *slaps the monkey*
by Ha I’m a simp April 11, 2024
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Keep messing around you will be the bad smell in the attic

Meaning if they do not stop mucking about they will be murdered and tossed into said attic
Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse

Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD

person 1, you don't half talk shite you do

Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC
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smell my duck

john “hi susan smell my duck (abbreviated as smd)”
susan “john your duck smells lovely!”
by hello pookie wookie May 24, 2023
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Taitt Smell

A stench of pure masculinity and testosterone. Women find it irresistable.
person 1 "whats that strong, masculine, attractive musk?"
person 2 "must be Taitt smell"
by RuliaJ October 18, 2021
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I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
by green923jade January 9, 2021
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