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Sideways Sandy

Participant 1 (typ. Male) prepares himself by gently massaging the tip of his penis with fine grit sandpaper whilst Participant 2 (typ. Female) prepares the empty socket (eye) by placing four drops of four loko into the empty socket. Once all preparations have been made, participants align their bodies with the head at the feet of the other participant and vice versa in the typical “69” sexual position. Once both participants are in the proper positions, you are to be fully inserted and lie still for up to 6 hours at minimum. Full sexual climax is not to be achieved.
Full sexual climax is not to be achieved for the Sideways Sandy.
by MooseBalls July 2, 2021
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Sidewipe

A person who had skid marks in their pants but wiped sideways causing said sidewipe marks.
Hence sidewipe
by Slip skid July 6, 2021
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Sideways

Sideways (adj.): Offensive, disrespectful, or otherwise undesirable, particularly in reference to person-to-person interaction.
ex: "You came at me sideways-" "That was a sideways question, wasn't it?"
by Pro Last Media July 29, 2021
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sidewalk susan

A whole ass trollop who stands on the side of the road begging for dick or cash. All they do is beg for the things they don’t or can’t have.
This whole ass sidewalk Susan was trying to get me to bring her home.
by Mackenzie scout August 4, 2021
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sideways accusation

A ad-hoc phrase, generally summoned by pedantic bullies attempting to ward away any valid criticism of their conduct. Its form is ineffable, but can be identified when curses spew from the conjurer's cowardly lips, unjustly redirected into another misdirection.

The term "sideways accusation" was first encountered in the wild on August 08, 2021. The user is likely unaware of the logical fallacies found within their checkerboard rhetoric, but such is the way of the errant phlyarologist, doomed to the gunwales ideology .
" This kind of sideways accusation is sleazy shit that can fuck right off." - Pedantic Jimmy
"The universe is an deserted aqueduct and I'm calling my mom to pick me up" - Napoleon H. Chirst
"Get someone else to partake in your downward exoneration, because my boots won't stand for it!" - See, Anyone Can Do It!
by oddcodes August 6, 2021
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Sinema

The act of bending one's supporters over and shoving it back up where it came from.
We elected a Senator but all we got was a Sinema.
by Wasilla_blogzilla October 21, 2021
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Sinejan

This name is a Circassian name. It means " the light of my eyes"
Sinejan is a researcher girl.
by Sinejan November 20, 2021
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