To deliberately shake hands with someone, upon using the shitter without washing your hands directly after wiping your arsehole. Example: "I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake, stupid bastard didn't even realise that I didn't wash my hands after wiping, as I was happily shaking his hand".
I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake.
by villos69 May 08, 2017
a hand job while taking a dump
So I asked the broad if she'd lick my ass and she said "No, I won't do anything that nasty, but I'm game for handsy shitties".
by HandsyScotty February 05, 2010
Food that makes you feel unhealthy, fat or bloated. Normally packed with carbs and saturates but tantalises the tastebuds, a well deserved treat!
by D-Jesus August 03, 2015
Shitty bum is a very cheap bum
by Georginalowe308 November 21, 2021
When you have to shit so bad you waddle like a penguin to keep your cheeks clenched to prevent shitting yourself
If you had some bad Taco Bell that isn't sitting right and you do everything in your power to keep from ruining your nice pair of jeans you might wanna try the Shitty Penguin to the mud shack
by ByeFelicia6969 November 02, 2018
A Shitty Slut is someone who sleeps with a lot a people but with a shitty personality and very rude person
by ReCraftAble June 01, 2022