Spontaneously self-combusted

Usually said after relaying a chain of events to make them sound more interesting.

"Then I went to the computer and logged onto Facebook, and I suddenly spontaneously self-combusted."

by ArticunoJynxNidorinaBeedril May 23, 2010

butt selfie

Like a common 'selfie', except that it is a picture of one's anus, as opposed to face.

George sent me a butt selfie last night, he has such a remarkable anus.

by Chris_Groove November 7, 2013

Crooked selfie

Posting a otherwise plain selfie on social media with an exaggerated tilt to make it look more hip and exciting.

The crooked selfie you posted at the Eiffel Tower makes me want to go there even more!

by Sparty81 August 7, 2015

Faux Selfie

A picture that is taken in such a way as to make it appear that the subject(s) have taken a selfie -- but they have not

That faux selfie of Rosie looks super authentic; I would've sworn that she took the selfie herself.

by BanditBall August 10, 2015

goodnight selfie

Often between bae's they'll send a selfie right before bed. Since it's usually when girls let their hair down and look cute :3

Goodnight Jeff
*Sends Goodnight Selfie*
Goodnight Sidechick

by Robsisthebest October 23, 2015

Beer selfie

A selfie taken with beer as the secondary subject, regardless of whether it is drunk* or undrunk*.
*Applies to both the primary and secondary subjects.

Mo posted a beer selfie, but neither one was drunk!

by Mmmm, beer November 17, 2016

Stealthy selfie

When you’re trying to take a stealth pic of someone’s (hair, fake tan, outfit, SO, etc...) so you fake a selfie to get the best shot.

I had to take a stealthy selfie as it only way I could get a pic of this chick’s ridiculous camo and cheetah combo

by MasonBurch March 13, 2018