Rusty Nelson

Sort of like the "Full Nelson", but instead of the person applying it around an opponites arms and head it's appyied to a person's legs and penis. Unfortunately it is impossible to apply to a woman.

It was worth getting shit on my face because I won the match with the Rusty Nelson.

by TnAMan January 30, 2019

rusty bishop

Step 1 sneak up on an unsuspecting sleeping person.

Step 2 shit directly on top of their head (you want a nice round blob)

Step 3 jerk off and blow a load on to the pile of shit.

These steps will result with a rusty looking shit mound on the victim’s head causing them to look like the bishop from a chess set.

It took Janet forever to get the rusty bishop out of her hair after she fell asleep on the airplane.

by PhillyD-train December 14, 2008

Rusty Anchor

This is a prank when you stick your finger in your but and put it inside someone's mouth when they are sleeping like an anchor.

Yo when that fool Yakov does to sleep he's getting a rusty anchor.

by pl0xer May 25, 2009

rusty trawler

When a guy poops on a girl's vagina and then drags his butt up her chest to her face.

My girlfriend is a fecophiliac so I gave her a rusty trawler.

by poopshoot bomber April 22, 2009

Rusty Menorah

When you give a girl a rimjob while simultaneously shocking her

Ben Seward likes to give every GL in ALOT rusty menorahs.

by Sarah April 19, 2005

Rusty Peach

A fire-crotch, obviously a girl, someone that has red pubic hair.

Jeff- I was totally hitting that girl, then i saw she had a rusty peach and I had to back up.

by Orangebananafivedollars May 3, 2009

Rusty Sussman

While having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind, thumb is lubricated by the saliva from the mouth, and then is promptly inserted into the bumhole.

In the heat of passion, I gave her a rusty sussman. She was shocked but definitely satisfied.

by the beej January 26, 2010