by Mr poopybutthole November 28, 2017
by Sonicwave.exe May 10, 2021
The Rule of Goats says that self-awareness or irony doesn't change public perception. If you fuck a goat, even if you say it's for the lulz or to prove a larger point, you're still a goat-fucker.
The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
Defendant: "I was only trolling when I said all those awful things."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
by NoneCanHandle November 08, 2021
A modified set of table-tennis rules, originating from the Rex Bar.
Rule modifications include, but are not limited to:
* Drink any time the score is tied
* Ball is in play off any surface except the ground.
* Failing to touch an in-play ball with your paddle is 2 points for the opponent, unless the hit was done by a 2-handed backhand, in which case it is only 1 point.
* Window washing, while legal, is highly frowned upon due to the awkward and silly position one must take on to perform the move.
* Any ball that passes thru the area between the net and the net post, and successfully lands on the table is an automatic game winner
* Rules modifications must be approved by the founding Rex Committee members, and must have unanimous votes
* All serves must start with the ball in the palm of your hand and must rise at least 6 inches above the palm before being hit. If this does not happen, there is actually no penalty besides constant ridicule and harassment from your opponents and onlookers.
* Rope-a-doping is considered any move where you opponent messes up and you don't, all that needs to be said is "rope-a-dope" and you have successfully performed the move.
* Any time a 2 pointer results in new leaders, the word "rawdge" must be uttered, otherwise it is only 1 point.
* A dribbler is when the ball hits the net and barely makes it to the opponents side of the table. While technically a 2 point shot, it is under review by the Committee and is considered general slop.
Rule modifications include, but are not limited to:
* Drink any time the score is tied
* Ball is in play off any surface except the ground.
* Failing to touch an in-play ball with your paddle is 2 points for the opponent, unless the hit was done by a 2-handed backhand, in which case it is only 1 point.
* Window washing, while legal, is highly frowned upon due to the awkward and silly position one must take on to perform the move.
* Any ball that passes thru the area between the net and the net post, and successfully lands on the table is an automatic game winner
* Rules modifications must be approved by the founding Rex Committee members, and must have unanimous votes
* All serves must start with the ball in the palm of your hand and must rise at least 6 inches above the palm before being hit. If this does not happen, there is actually no penalty besides constant ridicule and harassment from your opponents and onlookers.
* Rope-a-doping is considered any move where you opponent messes up and you don't, all that needs to be said is "rope-a-dope" and you have successfully performed the move.
* Any time a 2 pointer results in new leaders, the word "rawdge" must be uttered, otherwise it is only 1 point.
* A dribbler is when the ball hits the net and barely makes it to the opponents side of the table. While technically a 2 point shot, it is under review by the Committee and is considered general slop.
"Serving: 4 to 5. Oh yeah, I hit a slam and you missed, now its 6-5. #rawdge."
"What you talking about dude? It's 5-5 now."
"Nah, brah, this is Rex Rules!"
"What you talking about dude? It's 5-5 now."
"Nah, brah, this is Rex Rules!"
by bdollarsign December 08, 2017
The shenanigans rule states that at any time during the first five minutes of a first online/Tinder date, either party may call "shenanigans!" at which point, both parties proceed to pound their drinks and leave with no hard feelings. The intention of the shenanigans rule is to save everybody time in those awkward situations where it is just never going to happen...
Hey, it was really great to meet you, and this pop-up cider bar is amazing, but I'm gonna go ahead and use the shenanigans rule to save us both some time here...
by kanaat79 September 04, 2015
The HAC Rule primarily applies to Friends With Benefits (FWB's), occasional hook-ups (OHU's), and one night stands. It protects all parties involved from given consequences of the following actions:
Hickeys
Anal
Choking
Any party that violates the HAC Rule is subject to the potential suspension of their FWB or OHU status, or the potential for the One Night Stand to become one of the former status'.
Hickeys
Anal
Choking
Any party that violates the HAC Rule is subject to the potential suspension of their FWB or OHU status, or the potential for the One Night Stand to become one of the former status'.
Beth: Ok Mike...I'm really drunk, but that doesn't mean the HAC Rule isn't in effect. I have a work meeting tomorrow and can't have any marks left on me.
Mike: Of course...but does the HAC Rule really need to be in full effect?!?! Shouldn't it just be the H & C...I mean, you're not planning on showing your ass, are you??
Beth: Does that mean you want to be exclsive?
Mike: Uh...ok...HAC Rule is in effect.
Mike: Of course...but does the HAC Rule really need to be in full effect?!?! Shouldn't it just be the H & C...I mean, you're not planning on showing your ass, are you??
Beth: Does that mean you want to be exclsive?
Mike: Uh...ok...HAC Rule is in effect.
by UptownTrain April 14, 2011
An entirely unwritten and yet widely accepted variation to the Eleven Minute Rule. The Dr. Rule states that if you are sitting in class for fifteen minutes (rather than the eleven provided a professor without a doctorate) and no professor has shown up, you are allowed to leave class without penalty.
Guy 1: "Dude, it's been 11 minutes we can totally leave class now!"
Guy 2: "No man she's a Doctor, we have to wait four more minutes."
Guy 1: "Oh right....the Dr. Rule....where is that actually written?"
Guy 2: "No man she's a Doctor, we have to wait four more minutes."
Guy 1: "Oh right....the Dr. Rule....where is that actually written?"
by FSUstudent April 13, 2006