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gimlican rule

the rule that any 1 entity is considered as one person or objective, mainly in contests to kill large numbers.

no matter the size, strenght or condition, it still "counts as one."
the battle for minas tirith:

*legolas just took down a huge Eliphaunt with 3 arrows straight to the head*

gimly: That still counts as one!

this is known as the Gimlican Rule of Kill Measurement.
by semois November 10, 2011
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The Rule of Goats

The Rule of Goats says that self-awareness or irony doesn't change public perception. If you fuck a goat, even if you say it's for the lulz or to prove a larger point, you're still a goat-fucker.

The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
Defendant: "I was only trolling when I said all those awful things."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
by NoneCanHandle November 7, 2021
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Rule 34

Rule 34 is a meme where there is porn of a certain thing. Don't search FNAF Rule 34 tho. If you do, I warned you. (It isn't too bad tho.)
Fred: Hey Jack, do you know about rule 34?
Jack: You sick perverted bastard..
by hiimanoob June 30, 2019
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Bernie Rule

Similar to the game, the Bernie Rule is invoked when someone yells out "Bernie!" At that point, all those who know the Bernie Rule must Move it Like Bernie for the next five seconds.

Those who don't know the rule and ask what happened must be informed, and are from that point susceptible to the Bernie Rule.

One person is allowed three (3) Bernie Calls per day.
I was in class when the Bernie Rule was invoked! Ten students and the professor Bernied, and the rest of the class knows the rule now too!
by pistonsfan1600 May 4, 2011
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vulture rule

To apply the vulture rule means to raid a base in the game Star Trek Fleet Command of one of your own alliance players or from a friendly alliance player. Who is unable to come to the game (Real Life permissions/ shield = share) and will lose the resources nevertheless by enemies.

This rule is applied many times by the alliance VHL of Server 146 (former FEF) and found its origin through the playstyle of NightSlammer.
Ok boys, we can not reach him through discord nor any pings ingame work. We will kick him and vulture rule will be in effect. Enjoy the feast!
by NightSlammer August 20, 2021
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rule 333

There is no rule 333...
Guy 1: Hey man, do you remember "Rule 333"?

Guy 2: Dude... there is no "Rule 333".
by Pixel Studios May 30, 2017
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Rule 1701

Do not take the name or image of Captain Jean Lic Picard (Patrick Stewart) in vien.
Patrick Saywze Died on Sept 14th 2009 and pictures of Patrick Stewart flooded the Internet with "1940-2009" captioned. Confusing many into believing our Captain had gone down with his ship.

The Internet responded by saying this was going to far, and Rule 1701 should be passed so a tragic even like this will never take place again
by KZR September 15, 2009
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