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Hey have you seen Roasty Toasty Shitposty's latest meme
No cos I no gah
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by Itsyaboisaggytitsftw May 19, 2018
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Roast

To insult someone; to hurt someone's feelings.
1. AOOOOOOOH! You just got roasted hard!
2. Damn! You just got wrecked!
by MrFazbear04 June 2, 2018
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rokass

A mentally incapacitated gentleman who lacks all social capabilities and is devoid of any positive physical and spiritual attributes. Most likely unable to read this very text and struggles to count to 10 due to his intense dyslexia (and verbal dyspraxia).

He's not really much of a gentleman but it will be kept there out of pity. I think we're being a bit too harsh on him. He's a very talented young man who boasts a lot about his mental capacity. About how non-existent it is, of course. He should be a detective with that self awareness. What a lad.

His mental stability is currently diminishing and plays Overwatch to attempt to cure his AIDS. This creature can normally be found hibernating near McDonald's during school breaks with an apple pie being shoved down his throat. He was also forcibly removed of a quid. A truly despicable robbery. He's a very brave warrior, except for bridges. He struggles to contain his fear of heights and was unable to join in the fun of running down a bridge at a 45 degree angle. He actually clenched onto a fucking pole. What a pussy.

overall mad guy doe, 9/11
Guy #1: Hey how'd you do on your maths exam?
Guy #2: I got a grade 4 man
Guy #1: Oh you pulled a rokass
by Kenchixx October 8, 2018
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Roxana

Roxana - enjoys attention and documenting her life on social media in a unrealistic fashion. Any person looking deep enough can sense a need for validation with a sad yearning for something you cannot name.
Debbie: Roxana was flirting with Judy’s boyfriend all night
Crystal: that’s her thang
by 60daysofsummer November 22, 2021
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Ass Roaster

An advanced sexual maneuver in which a female performs anal and oral sex simultaneously, and, using the both the two penises as an axis on which two rotate, is turned 360 degrees in a motion similar to that of a chicken on a rotisserie.
Blake and Josh totally ass roasted Andy's mom and sister last night.

I tried the ass roaster on Andy's sister, but she said it hurt quite badly.
by Katie Fan February 21, 2009
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Ass Roaster

An advanced sexual maneuver in which a female performs anal and oral sex simultaneously, and, using the both the two penises as an axis on which two rotate, is turned 360 degrees in a motion similar to that of a chicken on a rotisserie.
Blake and Josh totally ass roasted Andy’s mom and sister last night.
I tried the ass roaster on Andy’s sister last night, and she enjoyed it thoroughly.
by Katie Fan 1 February 21, 2009
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Shit Roaster

A Person that takes a shit,or extracts shit from another persons ass and then Roasts it in an oven and feeds on it.
Dude: Guy I heard that guy cooks his own shit then eats it.
Guy:...that's fucking gross he's such a fucking Shit Roaster
by gaylordfacker March 21, 2009
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