bumpy road

what a guy drives down when his date has big boobs (only for his own horny satisfaction)

Tony recently took Asia out to dinner. On the way back he took her on a "detour" along several bumpy roads. Tony paid little attention to the road, for he was watching her huge tits bounce while he licked his lips.

by strippapole13 December 27, 2011

road rules

1. A reality TV show where 20 something year olds travel around the world in an RV
2. Rules of the road

I was watching Road Rules last night

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

road muffin

1. When you are stuck in traffic and you take a shit in a cup and stash it under your seat.

2. A ho you bring on a long road trip.

"Damn i left a road muffin in my car and now it smells like shit!"

"Jenny's my road muffin, she gave me head all the way to Denver."

by Gorman 1st floor May 16, 2008

road racing

Wheel-to-wheel automobile racing on a road course track, which involves a variety of turns and elevation changes. It is real racing on a real race track, and has no connection to illegal street racing.

"Formula 1 is the best road racing I've seen"

by TurboDC4 November 16, 2007

road rules

a show on mtv that only keeps straight gangsters

yo did you see that road rules bitch she was hot.

by holla July 12, 2003

corduroy road

When you're having sex using a ribbed condom and the condom slips off your penis but remains in your partner's orifice so you are now having sex with the condom and receiving the full benefit of the ribs on your penis.

Guy 1: Man, I had the best sex of my life last night.

Guy 2: Really? Shelly was that good?

Guy 1: No but midway through the condom slipped off and I took a trip down corduroy road and it was awesome!

by bamcreative May 9, 2011

road fuck

When you fuck your boyfriend while he's driving.

Bipin was depressed and horny so Ishita road fucked him while he drove to cheer him up.

by road hand December 18, 2011