A Steve Job Pro

Similar to that of A Steve Job. A Steve Job Pro is the act of violently slamming your Macbook Pro shut on your cock mid-climax.

Guy: "Dude, my MacBook pro won't open anymore wtf?"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"

by aRTICRUS March 28, 2019

pro L337

it is defined as being a cross between a pro and an L337 player at CS

I just got pwn3d by that pro L337 player The_Saslmon_Mousse

by The_Salmon_Mousse February 16, 2005

Pimply-Faced Pro

Pimply-Faced Pro {n, adj.}. Also known as PFP. A nerdy cyber-geek teen who like most of his ilk, suffers from bad acne and lack of social skillz outside of DotA to procure themself a sex partner or even any friends in general(excluding other PFP's). Usually they have a shitty gaming attitude (often sore winners as well as losers) and spend all day and night playing DotA thus increasing their "L337" skillz to make up for their lack of a penis or tits. But hey, they are really good at DotA and that's all that matters.

"YouGotOwNt: lol for all the hater sayin im not good its funny , becuz i could own you all that just talk shit and acutally have , i thouhgt you werent suppose to talk shit on the forums, fuckin hilarious , you need to stop worrying about me and worry about your own dota skills, i clearly own you all, that why you hate me so much , becuz you got ownt, lol so what i have a big ego, i know im good , point blank, dont beleive then come test me , find me in clna ownt, noobs !!!!"

by MBS March 11, 2005

phone 11 pro

A 2019 Iphone with 3 cameras and a notch.

Dave: Nick Has The Iphone 11!

Nick: thx Dave.

Dave: Nick Has The Iphone 11 pro !!!
Nick: thx Dave.

by wpnfcj September 17, 2019

mac pro stand

A fucking piece of alluminum that cost 1,000 goddamn bucks

Bruh my mom bought me airpods today
stfu and watch my 1,000$ mac pro stand

by wierd simp March 31, 2020

OP PRO GOD

Who ever calls himself "OP PRO GOD" is a brain less creature that is very full of himself.

Synonyms of OP PRO GOD- Trash, lil bitch, noob

If someone calling himself op pro god comes near you, start bullying him

by 𝐈𝐭𝐳 𝐒𝐢𝐝s 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 December 3, 2021

PlayStation 4 Pro

Arguably the greatest game console of all-time. It even has a feature where you can shove your dick in the disc drive and it sucks you off, so you can divorce your wife.

My mom just hanged her self in front of me, but who cares? I own a PlayStation 4 Pro!

by PS4 Pro is awesome June 27, 2018