Poo-chucks

Two pieces of pet poop that are connected by hair(s) of the pet's owner (that the cat or dog swallowed)

Poo-chucks resemble the asian fighting weapon called nun-chucks, which are two wooden sticks connected by a chain.

I was cleaning the cat litter box & noticed that my kitty shat a set of poo-chucks.

by CravenM November 09, 2010

poo sheet

A sheet, on which one may wipe one's poo.

"Abi, you used the last poo sheet! Hand me one will you?"

by SallyBean January 19, 2008

Pendulum Poo

When you eat long hair and then when you go to the toilet it swings from your bum like a pendulum on a grandfather clock, it's called a pendulum poo

I ate so much of Shannon's hair last night when I went to the toilet they were all pendulum poo's

by si m ba la bi m March 29, 2015

Sauna Poo

When you go to have a shower in your bathroom but while you wait for it to warm up you use the toilet. Whilst you squeeze one out on the toilet, the shower creates steam within the bathroom giving you the effect of having a poo in a sauna. Sometimes this can cause poo sweats.

Sorry I'm late, went for a shower but then treated myself too a sauna poo!

by BVO1 April 07, 2010

poo thirty

the time of day when one has to take his/her daily dump. usually after eating some sort of Mexican food.

Wow, its already poo thirty for me. That doesnt usually happen until later.

by samsonite56 October 28, 2010

swimming poo

When you fill an entire empty swimming pool with feces (preferably diarrhea, for its natural liquid like quality, although a few solid turns are nice for ensuring the pool stays shitty). Laxatives and milk of magnesia are useful for kicking the party off right. This is typically achieved by gathering 45 or so people (although this COULD be achieved with 36 people, butt with more difficulty). This is typically done for the purpose of a poo party. once it is filled guests are expected to cannon ball in and hold their breath in the "water" for as long as they can once submerged. Fucking in the waters of the swimming poo is not only welcomed, but encouraged.

Alright the swimming poo is browned and ready, last one in is a rotten egg!

this poo party is awesome, I'm glad we have such a nice swimming poo to kick back and relax in

by big bobs house of feces October 09, 2023

Winnie the pooing

When somebody dips their hand into a jar and eats off their hand like Winnie the Pooh. Often seen with peanut butter jars.

Someone’s been Winnie the pooing this peanut butter you can see finger smears in it.

by Reefer714Madness May 24, 2021