the mad pirate 

while a chick is giving you a blow job, take out your dick, cum in her eye and kick her in the shin, she will then continue to hop around the room with one eye shouting "arrr!"

johnny gave sue the mad pirate and she didnt talk to him for weeks

the mad pirate by captain hook February 1, 2004

butt pirate 

One who raids and plunders one's rectum/colon/anus.

Alex is a Butt Pirate.

butt pirate by Eura Phagg November 26, 2006

dancing pirate 

Jizz in a girl's eye, then kick her in the knee, causing her to jump on one leg, like a pirate with a peg-leg.

My girlfriend looked funny as hell after the dancing pirate.

dancing pirate by Troy McGrath June 16, 2003

Pussy-Pirate 

Someone who goes around having sex with females to steal their virginity.

I've heard of rape but being a pussy-pirate, I wonder how many girl's virginities he has taken.

Pussy-Pirate by Malcavious Xero August 12, 2006

Virginity Pirate 

Someone who seeks out all of the virgins around them and plunders their booty.

Woman 1: I really like that guy, I think I might sleep with him.
Woman 2: Be careful, I hear he is a virginity pirate.

Virginity Pirate by melsmore May 31, 2010

Dirty Jewish Pirate

When you are recieving head, pull out and squirt her in the eye. Then kick her in the shin. When she's hobbling around with one eye, you steal her purse and run.

I banged a highclass callgirl and made money in the deal, I gave her a Dirty Jewish Pirate.

Dirty Jewish Pirate by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

one legged pirate 

when giving someone anal you proceed to step/break her ankle, this causes her to limp or hop on one leg. next, you shoot a "mighty,mighty" load into one of her eyes. this in turn causes her to cover an eye making her a one legged pirate.

My bitchy girlfriend wouldn't take my package the right way, so i made her uglier than she already is with the one legged pirate.

one legged pirate by poontang inc. March 21, 2003