Friend:Hey man, what's a lodestone?
You:Man will you stop this fucking Phone Rape??This is like the 69th time.
You:Man will you stop this fucking Phone Rape??This is like the 69th time.
by HandleSwag February 22, 2015
Get the Phone Rape mug.by White Hawk1 April 8, 2022
Get the Phone Letter mug.A mobile phone conversation where it sounds like the person calling you is speaking to you while under water. This can be caused by several factors:
1. The caller has a crappy phone.
2. Their carrier compresses the signal so it is the same quality as an 8 k/bit MP3.
3. The person calling you has fallen off a cruise ship and is phoning for help as they are drowning.
4. You are being called by a ventriloquist who is practising his stage routine with a glass of water.
Either way, it's really annoying and you will only get about 1 word in three of what they are saying. Afterwards, when they see you next, it will all be YOUR fault as you weren't listening!
1. The caller has a crappy phone.
2. Their carrier compresses the signal so it is the same quality as an 8 k/bit MP3.
3. The person calling you has fallen off a cruise ship and is phoning for help as they are drowning.
4. You are being called by a ventriloquist who is practising his stage routine with a glass of water.
Either way, it's really annoying and you will only get about 1 word in three of what they are saying. Afterwards, when they see you next, it will all be YOUR fault as you weren't listening!
Husband: Oh my God, look at the place! I told you to clean the front room as I was bringing the Boss back for dinner!
Wife: No, what you said was "Blurbledearblurble, blurble crackle blurble Dinner." How many times have I told you to call me on the land line and not use that sodding scuba phone!?
Wife: No, what you said was "Blurbledearblurble, blurble crackle blurble Dinner." How many times have I told you to call me on the land line and not use that sodding scuba phone!?
by Tea Monster September 11, 2013
Get the Scuba Phone mug.A customer service agent that must take irate customer abuse day after day with no option to stand up for oneself. A self-hating SOB in a dea-end job with little or no other employment options.
Aaron is such a phone prag. I hope he gets out of that hell-hole soon. He's gonna' wither and die in there!
by Mr. Comcastic August 26, 2010
Get the Phone Prag mug.Basically getting freeky af on FaceTime or call. U don’t even have to be moaning or shit unless ur cheering the other person one while their beating up there meat then that’s it . Phone sex is amazing lol
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'Dusty phone I reckon.'
'Dusty phone I reckon.'
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