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Pharisaical Personality Syndrome

A toxic personality style characterized by excessive pride in one's own virtue, a lack of empathy for the moral struggles of others, self-righteousness, hypocrisy, and a holier-than-thou attitude.
Corrupt church officials such as pastors and elders can have Pharisaical Personality Syndrome.
by Dark Hood April 7, 2024
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Wet Personality

A personality that is highly unstable and unattractive.
My dude's got a wet personality; he said that dogs are basically cats, I disagreed, and then he ran away crying!
by Boar1 May 12, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Compressed Personal Computer Video Games: The First Juvenile Release
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The view that personality extends below consciousness—that who you are includes aspects of yourself you don't know, can't access, or actively reject. The unconscious personality includes repressed traits (the shadow), disowned emotions, unrealized potentials, and the versions of yourself that could have been but weren't. Integration involves meeting these hidden selves, not as pathology but as neglected dimensions of your whole being. You're more than you think you are, and less in control than you imagine.
Unconscious Personality Theory "You think you're just calm and rational? Unconscious Personality Theory says: somewhere in you is the furious, chaotic, irrational self you've suppressed. It's not gone—it's just unconscious. And it will surface when you least expect it, usually at your loved ones."
by Dumu The Void February 24, 2026
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Masturbatory personality disorder

It’s when you can’t prevent yourself from jacking your pretentious self off metaphorically with unwitty lacklustre interjections and outrageously poor ironic claims.
“Aww man fuck Adam Savage from Killyleagh he’s so masturbatory; I bet he has a full diagnosis of masturbatory personality disorder.”
by Girldick May 23, 2025
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Borderline Personality Disorder

A type of person you must run away at all costs if they make you your “favorite person
Friend: my partner loves me so much and calls me her “favorite person”!

Me: OH SHIT! THEY GOT THAT BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER! FOO YOU BETTER RUN AWAY AND SAVE YOURSELF! THEY GON’ FUCK YOU OVER BAD!
by Splaird June 22, 2025
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