Sketchy Penguin

The style of walk that one performs towards the restroom after sharting in his/her pants.
Check out that chick doing the sketchy penguin! I wonder if she's touching cloth...
by bpennn April 10, 2011
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Penguin Sniffing

When you huddle with a group of friends and sniff each other’s faces
Dan: you know I’ve been looking at all the people penguin sniffing recently and wonder if it’s a new trend

Steve: ... your on drugs
by Penguin sniffer June 23, 2018
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Silly Penguin Again

When there is a certain situation or problem and it’s kinda difficult to solve.... or you just see a penguin at your mansion
Billy: “I can’t escaoe this situation!”
Gardener: “oh it’s that silly penguin again
by MalachiTheDon February 27, 2019
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blue penguin

This is just the most fabulous penguin ever. Because of out of all black, white and yellow penguins there are in the world, there's that one special Blue Penguin roaming the earth.
Out of all the penguins I see in the zoo, I want to see a blue penguin.
by Fяεsн Pяıncε May 02, 2015
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Squishy Penguin

A euphimism for any horrible cancerous tumor.
Sorry about your uncle Bart. Heard the squishy penguin in his colon finally did him in.
by Someone5007008 August 30, 2010
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Squishy Penguin

1. A euphimism for any horrible cancerous tumor.

2. The sexual position.

3. A dance move, consisting of pantomiming meeching and waddling while bobbing the head right and left and the posterior up and down.
1. Sorry about the squishy penguin in your brain.

2. I got to left field last night. that's right, the squishy penguin.

3. I won the national squishy penguin dance award.
by P. N. Guinn II August 30, 2010
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hot penguin

Step 1. Collect dog poop at your local dog park.

Step 2. Kidnap an albino.

Step 3. Paint their arms and sides with your collection of dog poop.
"I totally hot penguined that albino kid."
by Armchair General January 31, 2016
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