hairy onion

haha rhythm heaven reference very funny I’m laughing on the floor and crying
hairy onion
lmao
by the real baxter rhythm heaven December 22, 2022
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Doing something Unreasonable; trying for something that will never happen
Guy1: I'm gonna ask suzzie to the Prom
Guy2: Your just killing a cow with an onion ring dude. That will never happen.
by __Monotone__ May 31, 2018
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Onion Bun

When the vagina of a hoe resembles a hot roast beef sandwich with cheese on an onion bun from Arby's
Damn hoe! I didn't order no onion bun!
by GroveStreetPanda May 15, 2014
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Onion moment

Onion moment is like a woman moment but worse!
That’s an onion moment bro!
by RaunchyNutSaq May 17, 2021
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Ugandan onion

when she's giving you tropical head and the storm created by her gwak gwak 6000 ultimate 240v vibrator goes a little too hard and she starts crying
YOOOOO this bish was giving me that Ugandan onion last night and her dad saw her crying while my second head was boutta explode, this mad cunt joined in.
by Huge FAt CAck December 5, 2021
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Spaghetti Onion

An unnecessarily complex analogy illustrating the intricacies of solving complex problems.
Trying to figure out Medicare is like a spaghetti onion. It’s when you’re peeling the onion to reveal the spaghetti inside, only to get through all the spaghetti and to reveal more onion.
by That girl 77 November 9, 2023
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Mud-Onion Salad Toss

The Mud-Onion Salad Toss is a sexual act in which both partners make, and then mix, their shit together. One will then hand wank the other to completion with as much shit-mix on their hands as possible.
"Sorry if you can smell runny onions, lads. I was on that Mud-Onion Salad hype last night and didn't get a thorough scrub in this morning."

"Ever since that Mud-Onion Salad Toss, my dick skin has been silken and smooth!"
by TinfoilTaz December 9, 2021
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