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Scab Wagon

Someone so covered in scabs their sole purpose in life is to transport scabs from one location to another.
Bob has turned into a total scab wagon.
by CellFonePsychic April 8, 2023
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cripple wagon

A slang term for the mobility scooter. The term is defined due its most popular user... the cripple, and the phenomenal speeds it can come out with makes it comparable to that of a wagon.
In the late hours of the day, the male OAPs where revving their cripple wagons to try and impress the grannies on their way to bingo.
by zuma revenge November 6, 2011
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Paddy Wagon Points

A scoring system for how attractive one's physique is.
Damn that paddy wagon is fine as hell, I rate it 8 paddy wagon points
by Paddy Wagon Don't Play December 28, 2021
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Kinky Wagon

A sex act consisting of two or more bearded men engaging in rear-entry penetration in or on an early 1990s Chevrolet Caprice station wagon.
Jose: I’m looking to spice up our sec life, mi amor.

Andy: Guess who just bought a Chevy Caprice wagon!

Together in unison: KINKY WAGON!!

Andy: Oof, that hurts, but I like it.

Caprice Wagon: Toot toot!
by Wagon enthusiast March 3, 2022
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Potato wagon

This is a “curse” word that a child could use. Although it has a rather derogatory meaning, potato wagon is something a kid could say and nobody would bat an eye. Obviously grown ups can also use this.

Potato wagon is used to indicate that a teacher, most likely an elementary teacher, has a humongous behind.
*In a setting where children are present*

Parent A “So I went to the parent-teacher conference right.”
Parent B “Did it go well?”
Parent A “It did, nothing was wrong although the teacher had the biggest potato wagon i’ve ever seen before!”
Parent B “Was it really that big?”

Parent A “It was! When they turned around there was like an after effect of force and I almost flung backwards.”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
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cheese wagon

You ride the cheese wagon to school?! Don't you have your own car?
by Danny Boyz March 9, 2016
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wagon of cunts

a made up name for someone you hate but still funny
glenn peake is a wagon of cunts
by nipplelicker101 May 24, 2011
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