Walker Bonk scale

The walker bonk scale is a medical scale from 0-100 on how hard someone has been hit on the head by someone or something else.

“Doctor he’s been hit on the head with a tyre iron” “ what’s the level of impact nurse?” He’s a 37 on the walker bonk scale.. only slight deformation of the skull” “ send him straight to the bonked specialist” “right away”

by Gary the bonk specialist March 18, 2020

pizza scale

When the ends of the scale of a thing measures from acceptable to exceptional, because no matter what, you still have the thing.

Damn, my favourite takeaway is taking forever!
It's ok, dude. Pizza scale.

by kittiekommittee July 25, 2023

ho scale

a scale of 1:87 to the real thing

Such as: person 1: Hey what scale do you use on your layout(model railroad table)?
person 2: I use ho scale my favorite type of train is my narrow gauge logging train witch is 1:87 scale

by The_Conducter April 20, 2018

Kinsey Scale

The Kinsey Scale is an apparatus, somewhat resembling a standard bathroom scale, which quantifies whether its user is light in the loafers. Before deployment, each Kinsey scale is taken to gay saunas and drag queen shows to be carefully calibrated, based on this standard:

0 Exclusively heterosexual
1 Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual
2 Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual
3 Equally heterosexual and homosexual
4 Predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual
5 Predominantly homosexual, only incidentally heterosexual
6 Exclusively homosexual

The result, on a scale of zero to six, is displayed using the six colours of the Baker pride flag. If the user is entirely light in the loafers, all six colours will illuminate like a rainbow; if the user is entirely straight, the whole display fades to monochrome.

I picked up a used Kinsey Scale in a local department store as part of an ongoing promotion, in which clients are encouraged to collect Kinsey points and redeem them for valuable prizes. Apparently Ellen, the lady on the telly, managed to collect all six Kinsey points and redeem them for a toaster oven - so maybe that's the incentive I should try next?

There's also the Klein Scale, which runs from one to seven on multiple factors, including whether the user is wearing Calvin Klein or BumChums as undergarments. A bit more complex, but it seems to have a few interesting possibilities.

by bitchuck August 24, 2024

Kitchen scale

To unnecessarily measure everything to the 1% accuracy, when it is not necessary.

Did you just Kitchen scale that water for your coffee?

by Batu Cave October 27, 2022

sliding scale

A nutritional supplement, such as Boost Plus or Ensure, commonly used in eating disorder treatment to make up for unfinished components of your meal plan. It is ordered by a registered dietitian.

I didn’t have time to finish the last three bites of my snack so now I have to drink my sliding scale.

by Anxiously September 7, 2019

scrotum scales

when flakes of dry vaginal juices fall off the scrotum, like dry skin, after an excessively long night of hogging ogres. also, scrotum scales may occur if you jizz on your balls while masturbating, and forget to clean them off properly.

1. dude, it looks like my balls belong in the reptilian family. they have scales!!!!!

Roach - yo, i fucked barbie last night. its like her pussy sprung a leak all over my balls.

Greg - dude, thats fuckin bangin!

Roach - not really.. now i have scrotum scales.

by Ricky F. Baby January 25, 2011