stiring the pot

When you having sex and decide to take chopsticks and shoves it up a girl's ass, stiring it around a little to expand the whole before anal.
Dude I was stiring the pot for like 20 seconds before giving it to her!!
by johnyeros February 03, 2009
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a pot to piss in

I have all the support of the workers, the boss doesn't have a pot to piss in.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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Pot roast

To describe a fat girl whose skin engulfs the straps of here clothing, like a pot roast engulfs the string it is bound with.
"Who's this nasty-looking pot roast girl walking down the street?"
by Julian Hamilton February 07, 2006
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Toss-pot

Refers to someone (usually a male passed his prime) who garners amusement and self-esteem through 'tossing off' (literally or figuratively) over the perceived stupidity of those persons who expect something meaningful from them.
Toss-pots, or tossers as they are collectively known, often hang out in groups to reinforce each others defunct and fruitless behaviour. Tossers often meet late at night because tossing off in the sober light of day is not as fun, and their 'victims' are often (more) conscious and inclined to respectfully turn down the 'empty chicken box' existence they offer.
Toss-pot 1: Oh look! There's a girl who looks like she's out of our league but vulnerable enough not to realise it!

King Toss-pot: You draw her in, I'll pay for the drinks and promise her the world.
Toss-Pot 2: I'll get tossing and film you tossing!
by CanCountto 10 August 29, 2021
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Pots and Panns

Noun: The name of a person who is loud , obnoxious and stupid (when drunk), but you hang around with regardless to laugh at there miss fortunes and cause you don't mind them when they are sobber.
Verb: when anyone does something that is so similar to what Pots&Panns would do, what he/she did is can be renamed Pots&Panns.
1.(noun) : Holy fuck , Pots and Panns just walked through my screen fucking door.
2.(verb): Man , Ben totally just Pots and panned that dusty bitch
by rastown September 27, 2013
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tea-potting

The act of sitting on top of random objects in a tea pot postion. Similar to planking or owling.
This is very similar to planking or owling but the person sits on top of random objects with a hand on their hip for the handle and the other arm up so it looks like a spout so when somone takes a picture it should look like the person is in the shape of a tea-pot and that is how someone would go tea-potting.
by gr8s1s August 17, 2011
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pumpy pot

A normal toilet or other tool used to contain feces on a regular basis.
Time to hit the pumpy pot.

Madeline, I'm so sorry your fish died...but it's time to flush it down the pumpy pot!
by Sam888 June 21, 2007
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