jizz-wad

A person who has no regard for anyones feelings but their own, one that is unable to wrap their mind around being accountable for their actions. A person whose basic genetic make-up is comparable to ejaculatory material.

Mr.Young has had multiple affairs and continues to deny the accusations after being caught red -handed, his wife calls him a jizz-wad.

Mrs.Young began to refer to her husband as a jizz-wad after his most recent affair with Stacy.

by thirdtimesacharm September 09, 2010

jizz pony

a mild to moderately offensive term implying that the subject is a homosexual, whether they are or not. A more creative alternative to fag, queer, etc.

Person A: Want to go see Brokeback Mountain?
Person B: Ummm...no. You should probably just invite one of your friends from the Village People to watch it with you, jizz pony.

by Brandon Dockery April 11, 2007

jizz trap

Jennifer Lopez

That ho J Lo is such a jizz trap!

by bran is good August 27, 2003

Jizz Basket

A Term most commonly used to describe an ass full of semen

2. A Womens mouth full of semen

Yo that ho michlle is a serious jizz basket man pha sho

by Matthew & Gary May 03, 2004

flying jizz

When you nut and jizz flies everywhere, gives yo bitch some quality entertainment.

"Yo I heard Gabriel gave his bitch some flying jizz yesterday!"

by OG Dinkleberg May 19, 2016

jizz bubble

1. A contemptible individual, an assclown.

2. When semen is expelled so rapidly it becomes aerated.

1. My boss is a real jizz bubble. He criticizes me in front of other people every goddamned day.

2. Holy Shit!! I banged my girl so hard I got a jizz bubble!!

by Mr. Canyon September 07, 2006

camo jizz

v. to ejaculate on your hand and then smear your jizz all over your face like war paint.

morgan flicked her bean and camo jizzed her self.

by j jesus July 26, 2006