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salts

s.a.l.t.s is from tiktok. only elite tiktokers know it but it means smiled a little then stopped
timmy: omg look at this funny video!! you:salts
by mpax73 June 9, 2020
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Usain Salt

When someone is super quick to get upset about something.
Why are you so upset?! I said it like 2 seconds ago Usain Salt.
by HoOdehZA November 20, 2017
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salt water lake

A description for a females vagina that is incredibly wet (particularly after an orgasm) and with a salty flavor.
"Emma took a quick dip in Britney s salt water lake before there was another drought ".
by zombifiedgrass December 13, 2015
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salt machine

A person who is "salty" constantly. Or someone who is easily offended and expresses "saltlyness". (I will make you search up salty if you don't)
Evina is a salt machine; always getting pissed.
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Salted Rim

Ones asshole being rimmed with cocaine and having a partner snort it around the hole every time they tounge it
He was so excited to have his rim salted for the first time

She he was the best salted rim shes every had
by Gasworks1 January 17, 2023
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salted zanky

when one puts a spicy substance on their penis.
jayson salted zanky ed while eating mexican food.
by billferd January 1, 2014
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salted his beard

The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.
by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023
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