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Get the Mind ninja mug.Someone who is very skilled at wanking covertly in the same room as another person - the master of risky wanking. The Wank Ninja can successfully wank in a number of locations without being detected: in the back of the car with their family, under the table during a meeting, on the sofa next to a friend, etc. The art of the silent finish is vital, as is suppressing any hint of the Orgasm Face.
The other night, my girlfriend totally managed to get herself off three times during dinner with my grandparents - she's such a wank ninja.
by TheWN June 8, 2012
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Get the ninja fortnite mug.Little cups of wobbly pop that are sold for insanely low prices at bars on select evenings. Ninja beers sneak up behind you very quietly until BYAHHHHHH....they knock you out cold.
Ninja Beers
"How much are the little guys?"
"a dollar"
"a dollar?? give me five...(ten...fifteen...thirty seven)"
"are you sure?"
"dont you tell me what im capable of drinking"
"oook here you go"
"thanks hot bar lady"
........at this point the Ninja Beer Ninjas are surrounding you waiting for you to drop your guard for the split second they need.....
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBYAH!
...you wake up 15 hours later outside planet pizza.
"How much are the little guys?"
"a dollar"
"a dollar?? give me five...(ten...fifteen...thirty seven)"
"are you sure?"
"dont you tell me what im capable of drinking"
"oook here you go"
"thanks hot bar lady"
........at this point the Ninja Beer Ninjas are surrounding you waiting for you to drop your guard for the split second they need.....
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBYAH!
...you wake up 15 hours later outside planet pizza.
by Bhat September 30, 2006
Get the Ninja Beers mug.The stealthy little bastard that haphazardly leaves brown marks on your undies. Also acts as a scapegoat to take the blame for unexplained events for which you would normally be blamed.
Also known as the pantie assassin (for girls :-p )
Also known as the pantie assassin (for girls :-p )
Damn - the poo ninja's dealt to my tighty whities!
Dad: "Where'd all the change from my jeans' pocket go?"
Son: "poo ninja must have got it."
Dad: "Where'd all the change from my jeans' pocket go?"
Son: "poo ninja must have got it."
by Dion_B June 16, 2006
Get the Poo ninja mug.The Hottest kind of Girl ever. To fit this definition, a chick must:
-be hotter than a herpes pee-burn
-be wildly sexually aggressive
-be proficient with the Shadow Arts and all kinds of weapons
-be able to walk through walls
-have an ass like 'that'
-play video games
The Ninja Girl is an ellusive breed, and usually ends up being lesbians much to the chargrin of malekind.
-be hotter than a herpes pee-burn
-be wildly sexually aggressive
-be proficient with the Shadow Arts and all kinds of weapons
-be able to walk through walls
-have an ass like 'that'
-play video games
The Ninja Girl is an ellusive breed, and usually ends up being lesbians much to the chargrin of malekind.
Person 1: "Man, I was talking to this chick Rachel and she was SO hot..."
Person 2: "No shit? Tell me bout this chick!"
Person 1: "Dude, she was the hottest chick ever... she plays counter-strike, can strip down AK-47s in 17 seconds, has an ass like BLAM-O and has a clit ring!"
Person 2: "Oh damn! I know who you're talking about! That's Ninja Girl Rachel! Bitch is on FIYAHHH! But..."
Person 1 & 2: "SHE'S A LESBIAN :( "
Person 2: "No shit? Tell me bout this chick!"
Person 1: "Dude, she was the hottest chick ever... she plays counter-strike, can strip down AK-47s in 17 seconds, has an ass like BLAM-O and has a clit ring!"
Person 2: "Oh damn! I know who you're talking about! That's Ninja Girl Rachel! Bitch is on FIYAHHH! But..."
Person 1 & 2: "SHE'S A LESBIAN :( "
by therealtruthson November 30, 2010
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