Dan Nickerson

A type of humanoid lizard that can slink under and inbetween doorways will always pull the seniority card with other lizards of similar status

“I should’ve got first pick of the vehicles!”
“Dude your acting like a real dan Nickerson”

Dan Nickerson by Schlick Cognitto July 19, 2025

diddy nickles

meaning nothing or the lack of

"bruhhhh there aint diddy nickles in la casa 😭😭🥀🥀"
or

"you aint got diddy nickles!"

diddy nickles by Lawnchair53 November 9, 2025

Triple Nickel

When you have to go No. 2 and it includes a 5” hot snake, followed by a 5 second fart, followed by 5oz of diarrhea.

Man it happened again this morning. The ole triple nickel.

That spaghetti you cooked last night was amazing, however it gave me the triple nickel this morning.

Triple Nickel by Station36 May 13, 2026

Chocolate Covered Wooden Nickel 

A butt hole anus brown eye stink star

Go to jail and you may just take it in the chocolate covered wooden nickel

Chocolate Covered Wooden Nickel by Paisley_pony March 28, 2012

Harvey Sontae-Nickleson 

To mums and dads a baby snatcher

Yo Harvey Sontae-Nickleson I heard mum 1 got mad std init lol when mum 2 was wall-banging her init

Harvey Sontae-Nickleson by Cueff dig 123 April 6, 2019

North Peruvian nickel stack 

The act of defecating in the bank drive thru suction tube canister and sending it to the teller before they send your lollipop over.

First national bank hates it when I make my deposit of the north Peruvian nickel stack, it’s technically street legal and a legitimate transaction.

North Peruvian nickel stack by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022

Pump'er-nickel

Special fermented German "black bread" dat supposedly makes a gal tipsy enough to be willing to let you perform a "pressurized injection" between her legs, and only charges you five cents for said "ultimate privilege".

Ordinarily da ladies either don't seem overly interested in letting me "get it on" wif dem, or else they want astronomical sums before they'll "surrender da goods" to me. Maybe if I start offering dem tasty PB&J's made wif slices of Pump'er-nickel bread, its fermented-mash content will "loosen them up" sufficiently dat dey'll allow me super-cheap access to their precious "honey-holes", after all.

Pump'er-nickel by QuacksO August 30, 2022