Boring is a term used for dry lumps of dust often affiliated with the name Mia Browne as she is very very boring and one can easily fall asleep when in contact with her.
by ChunkyChips May 20, 2020

Like its brother 'drunk texting', bored texting is the acting of texting someone in an usual manner when bored.
Bored Guy: *bored texting someone* Hey, are you a HFF?
Someone: *resonds* WTF?
Bored Guy: *giggles to himself* He's so a High Functioning Fuckard
Someone: *resonds* WTF?
Bored Guy: *giggles to himself* He's so a High Functioning Fuckard
by Macky_g June 4, 2014

What you probably are right now because you're searching this up rn. So, think about how you feel right now while you're bored. That's what it means.
Person #1: I have an odd feeling that everybody on Urban Dictionary is bored.
Person #2: I mean, yeah. Does anybody REALLY go on Urban Dictionary?
Person #1: Nah, the person reading this is definitely bored.
Person #2: I mean, yeah. Does anybody REALLY go on Urban Dictionary?
Person #1: Nah, the person reading this is definitely bored.
by urlocaldummy November 23, 2021

When you URINATE , DEFECATE and TAKE A SHOWER you keep having it rubbed in WHO ULTIMATELY is in charge.
A harsh punishment for certain PEDOPHILES.
A harsh punishment for certain PEDOPHILES.
Ultimately this is the most important THINGS IN LIFE and we all are always turning to the BORED OF DIRECTORS as that is are MEANS TO OUR END
Laok as when you PISS AND SHIT ANAL ALAN as everybody can see YOUR BUSINESS and the DENIAL of a SHOWER as to remind you how much you can STINK for the BORED OF DIRECTORS as PEDOPHILES don"t deserve ever any SHOWER as the BOARD OF DIRECTORS won't permit it as it clearly shows and permeates how much of an ASSHOLE you are
Laok as when you PISS AND SHIT ANAL ALAN as everybody can see YOUR BUSINESS and the DENIAL of a SHOWER as to remind you how much you can STINK for the BORED OF DIRECTORS as PEDOPHILES don"t deserve ever any SHOWER as the BOARD OF DIRECTORS won't permit it as it clearly shows and permeates how much of an ASSHOLE you are
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 5, 2021

An accidentally coined ( by me in 1994) phrase telling someone who repeatedly insisted he was right to go and bore someone else.
by Betty bopper June 28, 2022

by ImSpidaman May 13, 2021

It is a state where you will try to find satisfaction in typing 'super mother fricken bored' into urban dictionary but find no result so there is no satisfaction. But I got a different type of satisfaction by writing my own definition. So what I'm tryna say is that you are now satisfied with your search definition!
Super mother fricken bored 'oh hey let's type that into urban dictionary and see what comes up', 'that sounds like a great idea man.'
by Satisfy.Major May 27, 2019
