modest mouse 

indie band who sounds like a bunch of young kids trying as hard as they can, but is in fact a bunch of 40 year old drunk dudes who spent too much time drinking and not enough time learning how to play their instruments and or singing. i thought lonesome crowded west was great until i realized the guys who made it are way too old to be making music that sounds similar to that i made back in 9th grade.

by the way their lyrics are not genius, they don't even make sense half the time.

"doin the cockroach yea, doin the cockroach yea, yeahhhhh" - modest mouse

modest mouse by modestmouseequalsshit August 29, 2009

mickey mouse 

the most successful pedophile in existence.
pretens to be cute while being disseases to childeren.

have you seen little john
no i heard he wen't to mickey mouse

mickey mouse by why are the all taken1589 November 6, 2019

Beta Mouse 

Beta Mouse - A man or a woman, grossly inexperienced in any particular situation, very naive and often dumbfounded. Typically very small in stature, and undeniably timid.

Man 1: Did you see Michael sticking that used rectal thermometer in this mouth?
Man 2: Michael's such a beta mouse, hope he liked the taste of shit.

Woman 1: Did you hear that when Stacy had her first period, she called 9-1-1?

Woman 2: Poor Stacy, she's a beta mouse.

Beta Mouse by MuggerFugger November 1, 2014

Mickey Mouse in my club house 

When anyone says " Mickey mouse in my club house" , it means there is metaphorically a penis in their vagina . The reason we say Mickey Mouse is because his head resembles a tiny penis ( Mostly because of the ears) .

Her - " theres a Mickey mouse in my club house"
Some random guy -" wait what? "

Mickey Mouse in my club house by Wackgirlshit April 8, 2019

Modest Mouse 

One of the most over hyped bands consisting of whiny edge lords whose nuts are hugged by hipsters.

Wow, Modest Mouse is so cool. I love how cool they are, they’re so cool that they’re not cool, which is also cool and ironic.

Man, I love being a hipster.

Modest Mouse by Big hate October 31, 2021

House mouse

A house mouse is the one person in your household that everyone has a problem with. This person will not care about the problems and will continue doing them for gratification of being the house mouse. The house mouse does not get in trouble for the house mouse shenanigans.

Brother: why does she get to do that!
Mom: she’s not doing anything wrong!
House mouse: I love being the house mouse!

House mouse by TheSmartOne.. Maybe April 18, 2022

Playing cat and mouse

When 2 people are in bed. One is blindfolded and the others shoves a chunk of cheese up their ass. The blindfolded person then finds the cheese with their nose and sniffs it out.

That chick was so fast at playing cat and mouse

Playing cat and mouse by Chompy Chuck November 6, 2015