Sunday Morning Pussy

The nasty, unpleasant, musty smell of a girl and her pussy on early Sunday morning after it has been thoroughly fucked on the preceeding Saturday night. Usually eliminated with a good hot shower. This may also apply to other nights and mornings of the weekdepending on lifestyle choices.

Female friend: EWWW! God, Beth, you smell like Sunday Morning Pussy.

Beth: Yeah, I brought Jim home from the club last night, he fucked me real good.

Female friend: Well make sure you take a good hot shower before you go to work!

by WIse Girl 9 December 5, 2009

morning stench

a lingering odor of people that have not bathed yet and have that pre-shower bacterial crust following them around as they get close to clean people eating.

Darrel needs a shower, he smells like my old gym bag and has a raunchy morning stench.

by busterboner September 5, 2009

Mooping

Mooping is a demon sucking farts from the hosts ass for a whole year through a small bendy straw.

"I've been saving a years worth of farts for my mooping"

by Junior "Bones" October 16, 2016

dead by morning

Party that's totally dead in the morning.

Person 1: Man, that party was cool
Person 2: Yeah, but it was dead by morning.
Person 1: fo sho

by ALEXmofoyeah June 21, 2006

mooking

An act of necrophelia in which 1 person puts his mouth in or around the corpse's private area and 1 climbs up a ladder and jumps on the stomach of the dead body, shooting fecal matter and intestines into the other's mouth.

They were gonna go mooking, but the dead body had decomposed too much already.

by boyzRhot December 29, 2009

Morning Glory

A particular kind of seed often used for its psychedelic LSA content.

MG seeds contain Lysergic Acid Amide, a drug similar in physical structure to LSD, but much more mild.

Described in detail by Youtuber Botany101

Morning Glory can get you seriously high man.

by Hexenhammer November 2, 2009

morning wood

the thing that you'll miss the most when you will become old

Suresh: Damn! I got a morning wood of biblical proportions today. It was aching & I had to remove my undies.

Ramesh: Well, having morning wood is a sign of youth. You're gonna cherish these woody memories a lot when your hair will become all white.

by spunkTanker May 24, 2011