Morning Glory

Using the dreaded morning wood for good and masturbating first thing in the morning.

I hate having a morning wood, the only time it comes in handy is when I feel like having myself a quick "Morning Glory".

Morning Glory by Twunce March 15, 2010

Sunday Morning Pussy 

The nasty, unpleasant, musty smell of a girl and her pussy on early Sunday morning after it has been thoroughly fucked on the preceeding Saturday night. Usually eliminated with a good hot shower. This may also apply to other nights and mornings of the weekdepending on lifestyle choices.

Female friend: EWWW! God, Beth, you smell like Sunday Morning Pussy.

Beth: Yeah, I brought Jim home from the club last night, he fucked me real good.

Female friend: Well make sure you take a good hot shower before you go to work!

Sunday Morning Pussy by WIse Girl 9 December 5, 2009

morning stench 

a lingering odor of people that have not bathed yet and have that pre-shower bacterial crust following them around as they get close to clean people eating.

Darrel needs a shower, he smells like my old gym bag and has a raunchy morning stench.

morning stench by busterboner September 5, 2009

Mooping 

Mooping is a demon sucking farts from the hosts ass for a whole year through a small bendy straw.

"I've been saving a years worth of farts for my mooping"

Mooping by Junior "Bones" October 16, 2016

dead by morning 

Party that's totally dead in the morning.

Person 1: Man, that party was cool
Person 2: Yeah, but it was dead by morning.
Person 1: fo sho

dead by morning by ALEXmofoyeah June 21, 2006

mooking 

An act of necrophelia in which 1 person puts his mouth in or around the corpse's private area and 1 climbs up a ladder and jumps on the stomach of the dead body, shooting fecal matter and intestines into the other's mouth.

They were gonna go mooking, but the dead body had decomposed too much already.

mooking by boyzRhot December 29, 2009

Morning Glory

A particular kind of seed often used for its psychedelic LSA content.

MG seeds contain Lysergic Acid Amide, a drug similar in physical structure to LSD, but much more mild.

Described in detail by Youtuber Botany101

Morning Glory can get you seriously high man.

Morning Glory by Hexenhammer November 2, 2009