mongal

to rip some one off

"that pussy tried to mangal me"
"wtf i got mongaled at the dealership"

by gfhfkj March 14, 2009

this mongolian girl

stupid self centered unreliable cocky bitchy ass-licking cock sucking pussy eating wretched fucking hoe

she thinks shes so fucking gorgeous even thought her face is filthy with acne fucking scars

shes so fucking inconsiderate but thinks everyone loves her

shes a not a fucking virgin and she did more than 30 times with this boyfriend that didnt even like her and even did AFTER they broke up, i mean seriously how slutty is that

has no fucking ass or tits yet thinks she has an amazing body fucking lotsa inside thight fat, shaped like an upright rectangle with a fucking bigass head and oily ass hair.

the thinks shes the best when everyone talks shit to her and behind her. shes fucking annoying, i wish she would live somewhere far far away.

shes just like this mongolian girl

by just someone out there November 22, 2011

Mongolian Barbecue

The act of receiving simultaneous anal cunnilingus and a hand job immediately after receiving a blumpkin following a hard, sweaty workout.

Roommate 1: Hey we're out of toilet paper.
Roommate 2: Thats ok, just get a mongolian barbecue with your girlfriend.

Roommate1: I better make sure we still have toothpaste.

by cuseJenkem July 11, 2009

triple mongolian cluster fuck

like rolling cluster fuck but more aptly used to describe a situation that is *really* messed up.

Oh man, you don't want to get involved in that, that's seriously a triple mongolian clusterfuck.

by dr_spanklebums May 4, 2004

Cock-Monger

A variation on the word "warmonger" that means anything that Duke Nukem says, involving his inch cock in your mouth. LoL.

"I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck!" - Duke

Dude you're such a Cock-Monger!

by Duke Nukem's Pet Rhino July 26, 2012

Kike Monger

Somebody who only dates Jews. A Kike Monger may be either male or female. It is the Jewish equivalent of a Christ Monger.

I asked Mordecai out on a date but he kindly said that as a Jew he would only date Jews. Mordecai is a bonafide Kike Monger.

by Jew-Z January 8, 2013

Tana mongeau

tana is a goregous amazing and talented young woman

Tana Mongeau is amazing and i love her

by i love jake paul October 11, 2017