Matthew 

ugly, stupid, unfunny, boring. no one likes matthew

I HATE MATTHEW UGHHHDHDHDHBSWJC

Matthew by pluhmm November 16, 2021

Matthew 

Matthew is the love of my life. He’s the most popular guy in my year group. Smirks a lot, loves to annoy you, and is easy to become friends with. Say hi to the Matthew in your life for me 😁

“Oh look that looks like your next crush”
“I wonder what his name is”
“Probably Matthew. Look, he’s grinning at you”

Matthew by Recruit.2 November 17, 2021

Matthew 

Someone that usually fucks your mom

Matthew fucks your mom

Matthew by Matthew909 November 20, 2021

Matthew 

Funny guy, loves music and loves your fathers big cock.

Look he’s jerking off your dad, he must be a Matthew

Matthew by Super idol November 21, 2021

Matthew 

Matthew believes that people who put their urban dictionaries on their status are goofy af

Matthew said that persons a goofy, she thinks we care about her urban dictionary.

Matthew by Urbanpoes November 21, 2021

Matthew 

Guy who looks like my dad who has midlife crisis. Grows long beard because he is lazy to cut it. Also is biggest nerd that ever lived. He is greatly prepared for life. He can eat everything, even thing that he finds on ground. He doesn't need anybody, he has sigma male grindset.

Look at that hobo he could be Matthew

Matthew by Blund3r November 21, 2021

Matthew 

Fat big fluffy marshmallow, looks like a potato has a 26% in science. Has a terrible haircut that looks like he failed at attempting curtain bangs. Such a baddie grrr ruff ruff. Also gay

Matthew is a gay baddie

Matthew by Gay Baddie Bestie November 21, 2021