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Markovian Parallax Denigrate

In 1996, hundreds of Usenet messages were posted containing seemingly nonsensical text. This series of spam messages is named Markovian Parallax Denigrate. Some allegations were made concerning some of the emails and antiwar activist Susan Lindauer, but it has been proven that they are spoofed emails. The messages were posted mostly along Christian Usenet boards, hinting that it could have been a big troll by someone back then, as this behavior was common among trollers. This is one of the first ever internet mysteries.
Person 1: "jitterbugging McKinley Abe break Newtonian inferring caw update Cohen air collaborate rue sportswriting rococo invocate tousle shadflower Debby Stirling pathogenesis escritoire adventitious novo ITT most chairperson Dwight Hertzog different pinpoint dunk McKinley pendant firelight Uranus episodic medicine ditty craggy flogging variac brotherhood Webb impromptu file countenance inheritance cohesion refrigerate morphine napkin inland Janeiro nameable yearbook hark"

Person 2: "Markovian Parallax Denigrate is one of the oldest internet mysteries, it's cool that you know that"
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Marcos

A flop who is bad at every game
“Have you seen that flop?” “Yes, definitely a marcos”
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Marcos

He’s an immature little kid who doesn’t know how to love properly. He cheats on women and then wonders why he can’t keep a relationship.
look at that ugly immature kid cheating on his girlfriend
“oh thats just Marcos”
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Marcos

Marcos is the name of the ousted dictator in the 1986 EDSA Revolution. It has become synonymous with thievery in the billions or simply thievery.
Did you Marcos that statement from our professor?
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MARCOS

Philippines

Family of thieves... Ferdinand , Imelda , bong bong , imee, irene.

Ferdinand Marcos guinness record holder greatest thief

Marcos synonymous with stealing

You can say marcos is a thief and no one will file a libel case against you
In the philippines .. Marcos synonymous with stealing

Minarcos mo yung pera ko

You stole my money
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Marcos

(noun) stolen.

(verb) to steal.
That property is a Marcos real estate. The dictator's family marcosed that when they were in power.
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Marcossed

Something that was stolen; illegally acquired; used without permission from owner.

Origin: Taken from the name of ousted Philippine President Ferdinand Marcos who is holds a Guinness World Record for largest theft by a by a government. Various courts in the Philippines and the US have asked the family to return the ill-gotten wealth and to this day deny its existence.
Where did you get that Picasso?
I marcossed it from my old office.
by franciscobalagtas May 29, 2022
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