Nazi snowflake machine

A distasteful way of saying incinerator.

Jim: How do you think we should deal with terrorists?
Me: I think we should line them up in front of a nazi snowflake machine and shove them in.
Jim: So they can all finally feel special?
Me: Yep

by Jason knows me October 4, 2016

and I have a time machine in my backyard!

Meaning that you're practically saying it's bullshit.

Person 1: Oh, I got all A's for my report card!
Person 2: Yeah sure you did, 'and I have a time machine in my backyard!'

by Awesomedefs August 3, 2017

Machine gun kelly

It's where the Male takes pop rocks puts them in his mouth and shots them like a machine gun into his girls vagina

Fred machine gun Kelly kimmie last night. Strawberry was the flavor

by BThomsen December 20, 2020

Tap That Time Machine

Finding a person who you think may have been physically attractive in the past, and you would " tap that " if you had a time machine. (By going back to the past when he/she was attractive).

Iain: "Yo man! My French teacher Ms. Murray is so hot!"

Adam: "But she's like, 50 years old! What a turn off..."

Iain: "I'd totally Tap That Time Machine."

Adam: "Agreed."

by MackPC November 3, 2009

Fag Machine

1. Someone that's unbelievebly annoying.
2. A ridiculous person.

1. Sergio is such a fag machine.

by Paulette November 30, 2006

Queef Machine

Another name for an automatic air freshener. This device makes a squirting sound when spraying out beautiful smelling goodness(aka queef) every so often depending on its settings. You will need to get queef refills as they don't last more than about 3 months.

You would say thank you queef every time it sprays its great scents. "Did your Queef Machine just go off? cause it smells some good in here!" " Yes it did my good friend" "Thank you queef" Man I need to run to Walmart to pick up some more queef, she's runnin out.

by kswin January 18, 2011

macenna

Macenna a beautiful girl with green eyes, rarer than the others and full of life! Quite when being introduced to others, but once she is comfortable with you she is as open as a book....for the most part. She deals with a hurtful past and suffers everyday with it but just going up and being kind can switch her mood. She will do anything for her friends no matter how bad it can hurt, and would give her life for her significant other. She cares too much and that may be her weakness. You will never get treated badly by her and she cares for everyone even the rude people she is surrounded by. This girl is know to be bisexual and is a little chub in weight but her personality makes up for that small amount of squish, she has a big gay side, but loves her male significant other just as much! She just wants a hug so next time you meet a Macenna give her one! <3

Girl 1: you see that girl over there?
Girl 2: oh yeah that Macenna.
Girl 2: she super sweet and has a lovable personality!

by MissInsanity August 30, 2018