mackenzie

A mackenzie is a backstabbing bitch who will try and steal every bodies man while cheating on her boyfriend. Typically short with a weird body shape and blonde hair. Mackenzies love to talk down on people and blame it on "self confidence issues and depression". In reality Mackenzies are very happy with being fucking bitches and love their bodies. If you are friends with a Mackenzie I would highly recommend not trusting them and if you’re dating one, get her back by fucking her best friend.

Girl 1: Someone told my mom about my juul!!!

Girl 2: Oh I saw Mackenzie texted your mom about it because her boy toy likes you now.

Damn that Mackenzie is an ugly whore.

by honeycheerios6789 November 21, 2018

Mackenzie

Mackenzie is a bad bitch.
she’s always high as a kite and knows how to work it. she’s sassy as anything but is quite the charmer to all the boys, everyone’s crushing on her and wants her in there life, she is hot though

hey mackenzie!

go away i’m high as fuk

by notcoby December 15, 2018

mackenzie

A Mackenzie or Mac is a devil and a furry. she has little to no friends. her only friends are usualy goths or people that constantly are pending suicide. she is very annoying and is a drama queen.

Nathan: Oh no, here comes Mackenzie
Mac from across the room: ThE fUcK YoU sAy To Me Yo LiTtLe ShIt

by kirnalcandy March 27, 2019

Maidenless Behaviour

1)Irrational behaviour exhibited by people who haven't been in a relationship in a long time or ever in their lives, with the sexual frustration making them see everything as sexual.

2)Hornyposting about female characters from Elden Ring on the Internet

1)-Mike:Did you hear about that TikToker who claimed that Anya from Spy x Family blushing is sexualization?

-George:Damn man, that's some Maidenless Behaviour right there!

2)-Josh:Yo Jake, whatchu watching there?

-Jake:That's my waifu, Ranni-chan! Look at her smooth, blue skin and her four slender arms...

-Josh:What the fuck bro, that's some real maidenless behaviour you having...

by DollarStoreJesus April 16, 2022

Iron Maiden

A band that can't be fought and can't be sought

Iron Maiden can't be fought, Iron Maiden can't be sought.

by Peener guy October 31, 2019

Karl Malden

When, in the act of performing a rim job on your female partner, you suddenly insert your nose deep into her pussy and forcefully exhale through your nostils, creating an artificial queefer of biblical proportions.

The Karl Malden is best performed in the summer time when your nostrils are unclogged.

by Euesblue102 September 7, 2008

emo maidens

A derogetory term which cool people use to describe fans of heavy metal music or anyone who claims heavy metal music as their first and foremost choice of music.

Metal heads as they are called often spend alot of time and energy whining about rap,goth,emo and other crappy ass music not realizing that their music also sucks and is laughed at by us old-school motherfuckers as trendy,teeny-bopper music.These punk ass little bitches are also always talking about how great and how cool bands like Iron Maiden,Guns and Roses,and Motley Crue are as if those bands even rate.Iron Maiden is a fucking joke.GNR has no talent.And Motley Crue are better known as the Douche Crew or as Buttley Screw to those "in the know" a.k.a. cool people.


synonyms: poser , fag , emo-fag , goth , trendies wanna-be's ,etc.

Oh my goth,look at those emo maidens thinkin they're all billy-badass baggin on emo and goth and not even knowing that metal is just as gay and pointless and stupid.Fuckin teenyboppers!!!!! emo-maidens = teenybopper bullshit!!!!!

Go listen to Mercyful Fart and die you little emo-maidens!!

I'll fuckin kill all you little fags! (quite literally)

(my wallet is the one that says "bad motherfucker" on it)

by I fuckin killed Disco you little fags!!!!!!! September 12, 2005