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the human spirit level

whilst one is renovating a house and needs to determine the level of the newly constructed floor, he requests that a girl sits on the floor on all fours. He then proceeds to blow in each end and observe which end it drips out of giving him clear indication of which end of the floor is out of level.
Carly can you come around to my house im renovating and need the human spirit level.
by the two bob lobber July 31, 2012
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LEVEL UP

When playing online slots and you need to level up
Yelling LEVEL UP when you are 1 linda/Gazza away from 2x
Yelling LEVEL UP to level up on north guardians
by Juicy_jungle July 22, 2023
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Wifey Level

A phrase to describe a scenario that won't happen unless he/she is ready to live with you and enter a long term relationship.
1) Him/Her; Come over and put your load up in me.
Me; Woah, that's some serious wifey level stuff for me.

2) Him/Her: I can't get this big blackhead between my shoulder blades. Will you squeeze it out for me?
Me: Uhhhh nah, that's some serious wifey level stuff. I've got to get going. My dog... needs her... nightly enema.

3) Her: Will you pick up some Tampax while you're at the supermarket before you come over tonight?

Me: That's some serious wifey level stuff. Just do a mobile to-go order and I'll pick it up.
by Not_Tyler207 March 1, 2022
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The highest level of high

Tarek Ali Campbell is Anaya Ivy Evelyn Rodrick's number one fan and supporter.
There cannot be anyone or anything higher because he is the highest level of high.
by altruistic_ December 15, 2018
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The levels of James

Level 1 - Depression
Level 2 - Sad
Level 3 - Moderatly Excited
Level 4 - Normal operating level
Level 5 - excited
Level 6 - Overjoyed
Level 7 - Drank a Mountain Dew

Level 8 - Screaming like a banshee
Level 9 - Fucking insane, he is probably screaming “LETS GOOOOOO!”
Level 10 - TBD
James watch your level, you are about to be a level 8. The Levels of James are very had to explain.
by Jackh429 October 26, 2018
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Precision Land Leveling

Jealous Weasel. Piss Ant. Scammer. Scumbag. A person who undermines honest hardworking people, that have excelled far beyond his capacity, to appease his inadequacy by providing misleading and dishonest information about his peers
Precision Land Leveling pretends he provides agricultural services when really he’s just a bonus fide landscaper.
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The 10 levels of boredom

The 10 levels of boredom:
1/10: Falling asleep in class
2/10: Typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
3/10: Searching this up and seeing what level you are on
4/10: Becoming unconscious
5/10: Splonking yourself on the head using a petrified baby a gazillion times
6/10: Going deaf
7/10: Sleeping for a week
8/10: Turning into a puddle of goo
9/10: Evaporating
10/10: Breaking the edges of the universe
The 10 levels of boredom
by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025
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