ball knocker

When a chick is giving you head and her chin knocks into your balls causing much discomfort.

"Damn Karen sucks at blow jobs. Shes sucg a ball knocker"

by iitswhereitsat June 14, 2006

knockered

Not actually slang for anything sexual...but it sounds like it should be, shouldn't it?

Bastardization of knackered. Sounds like knocked up.

1: I hear you were up all night last night...
2: Yeah, I was getting knockered by my girl

3: "I was knockered, then I was right knackered"

4: Knockered isn't sexual slang for anything, but it SHOULD be.

5: I'm already knackered enough as it is.
6: Knackered? Surely you mean KNOCKERED!

by CannedLizard February 10, 2004

jelly knocker

when you kick a girl in the breast as hard as you possible can and then you take a shit in the newly made crater

yo bizatch, fuck you, im so mad i's about to give you a jelly knocker

by Anonymous April 2, 2003

knock it off

Southern term meaning, to obtain, recieve, or buy something

Mayne, i just knocked off those new J's.
You see that chain? I'm gonna have to knock it off.

by Spencer Evans April 18, 2005

knockers

Hair accessories for little girls. A wrap around hair tie with a hard plastic ball on each end. The name was coined back in the day because little girls always get knocked in the head by the balls.

Mimi always hit me in the head putting knockers in my hair.

by Sup3rS3xy1 July 8, 2015

hob-knocker

some one who likes to have sex with animals

DUDE!! Shanara just had sex with that animal!! She's a hob-knocker lol

by jessabp June 17, 2009

prussian door knocker

when a man walks up from behind another man, sleeping or awake, pulls out his junk and slams it down into the face of the other man.

i gave jacoba prussian door knocker that almost broke his nose!

by ronniew October 18, 2006