Jesus baby 

When your girlfriend who wont have sex with you is miraculously impregnated.

Guy 1: A fool, I see your lady's bump, ata boy. Guy 2: Well, we havent even done it, guess its a Jesus baby.

Jesus baby by M.S.B. July 29, 2011

jesus tonight 

Exclamation of annoyance when particularly fed up of over explaining something.

Jesus Tonight Shirley...if Ive told you once Ive told you a thousand fucking times!!

jesus tonight by porkchopexpress November 3, 2007

jesus christ monkey balls 

term used by officer harris of south park

jesus christ monkey balls that man isnt black, i cant believe i almost framed an innocent rich guy who isnt black!

jesus christ monkey balls by tj tomorrow March 7, 2007

Jesus Motherfucking Christ 

Pray to Jesus Motherfucking Christ.

Guy 1: Hey bro do you pray to our lord and savior Jesus Motherfucking Christ .
Guy 2: Yea man he's pretty motherfucking dope.

Jesus Motherfucking Christ by Casul May 23, 2016

Jesus clout 

Using Jesus and religion to gain power and influence while being dope AF

Justin Bieber's pastor Carl Lentz has mad Jesus Clout

Jesus clout by Bridgemeister11 November 12, 2017

Jesus Button 

When one makes a statement, that depending on listener’s faith and devotion to Christianity, can instigate anger and castigation.

Brandon and Laura stormed out of my apartment after Clay told them that the Virgin Mary was only a virgin because of a mistranslation from Hebrew to Greek which really pushed their jesus button.

Jesus Button by C.R. Strenth June 21, 2008

jesus martinez 

Jesus martinez is a person who is a Savage, dont trust no one, and/or a person who is smart and cute.

Everyone is in love with that new boy name jesus martinez he is a real cholo.

jesus martinez by fat triel November 26, 2015