Irish tan

a very white person who gets a very bad sunburn

Joe: dude do u see that girls legs
Frank: yep looks like she got an irish tan

by bengal89 April 15, 2009

Irish Weedwhacker

When you fuck a leprechaun over a pot of gold and the gold gets on the leprechauns red pubes and there dick looks like it has the midas touch.

Person 1: I just did a irish weedwhacker on my enslaved leprechaun

Person 2: Fuck yeah dude

by isuckbigtoes32 May 6, 2022

Irish Ostrich

Someone who is unlucky. Originally derived from an unlucky animal killed by an motor vehicle in Australia. The "Irish" in name refers to the animal acting drunk. For example, animals like kangaroos or ostriches can jump towards speeding vehicles nonsensically.

You're as lucky as an Irish Ostrich on the pokies mate

by Slang Sultan June 19, 2023

Blackout Irish

Irish people with dark hair who drink so much that they forget what they did the night before.

I hooked up with a blackout Irish and he didn't call me the next day and it made me feel sad.

by longing January 24, 2009

The Irish Incubator

A preparation of potatoes involving the injection of semen before boiling, in order to "incubate" the sperm that was injected. As the potatoes cook, the sperm creates a better flavor and texture. This process makes any meal 100 times better.

"Hey Sam, did you do anything different for dinner tonight? It was really good."
"Yeah man, I made the Irish Incubators."

by rfWavy February 19, 2021

read-a-book-itis

(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.

Due to a professor's teachings, I have become infected with read-a-book-itis

by anonymous_two November 3, 2008

Irish Caviar

Irish Caviar is canned pork and beans.

"give out with the Irish Caviar". This was a line in the gangster epic, "Angels with Dirty Faces. Starring James Cagney, Humphrey Bogart and the most very awesome Dead End Kids.

by aka The Colonel June 4, 2017