Italians

people who sadly dont exist

Luca and alberto: *being little gays*
Me : *crying* god I wish italians existed

by yourmomsitaliangaydaughter July 10, 2021

Italian Sock Puppet

The “Italian Sock Puppet” is the sexual act of moving your hand in a “Ma Che Vuoi” motion inside a girls’ vagina. While doing this, you turn your hand 180 degrees, to imitate using the girls’ vagina as a sock puppet.

Tony: Aye, Goirl, I’m gonna use you tonight.

Francine: What are ya gonna do to me, papa?

Tony: I’m gonna do the ol’ Italian Sock Puppet witcha.

by The Italian Lover October 20, 2021

italiah

The girl of your dreams no one else can compete with her she’s the only person you need.

I wish I had a italiah

by Chickenass71829 November 22, 2021

itabiany

A sweet and kind generous person
She deserves the world and deserves a lot of love!

I’m so happy to be friends with her take care of your fellow Itabiany’s because they are ultra super rare people to find :D

Did you know itabiany is a awesome person?

by Poot lavatoe:D November 22, 2021

Itai

A muscular man with a massive horse cock who attracts all the ladies and has them all railed by the end of the day an absolute champion number 1 at every sport too.

Girl:omg is that itai I wanna fuck him so bad!

Boy:oh there's the champ who beat every team in the school alone

by Puk1234987 November 23, 2021

Italian muscle

When speaking of one's Italian muscle, one often refers to the male genitalia also referred to as 'phallus'. Due to the Italian culture often being associated with romance and affection, and the penis being a prominent muscle, one's "Italian muscle" is a reference to one's penis.

"He really knows how to flex his Italian muscle"
"I could use some Italian muscle on Friday night"

by Michelangelo November 29, 2021

italian chew toys

Edibles that will fuck you up to oblivion and cause you to have blue balls for the extreme agression of trying to get a blow job from every girl at the party that you decided to take the edibles at…

Max: Matthew took Italian chew toys last night, and forced Mary to give him head

Jack: we’ll what happened??

Max: Matt’s in prison now lol

by Matthew j Zak December 13, 2021