"I'm gonna go ask for her number again"
"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"
"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"
by Bovlin January 10, 2024
Get the You wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesdaymug. Tipsy Tuesday is a sexual activity for when you get tipsy on a Tuesday. TT for short; either meaning Titties or Toes. You then use either during sex.
Person 1: "Yeah, me and my girl did a Tipsy Tuesday."
Person 2: "What with?"
Person 1: "You don't wanna know."
Person 2: "What with?"
Person 1: "You don't wanna know."
by Confuzed2 January 21, 2024
Get the Tipsy Tuesdaymug. by ChrichrChris 12312SDF June 7, 2019
Get the Samuel J Tuesdaymug. Gary- “I just wanna die”
Tyron- “Can’t man”
Gary “Why not?”
Tyron- “ Cuz it ain’t Tuesday man”
Gary- “Why does that matter?”
Tyron- “You can only die on Tuesdays man sorry”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “No one really knows man that’s just the rule”
Gary- “But...”
Tyron- “Just go with it man, no one really know why or how or when that rule was made the only thing we do know is that we must follow it”
Gary- “But Why?”
Tyron-“cuz man that just how it be sometimes”
Gary- “oh ok... what are you doing next Tuesday?”
Tyron- “Can’t man”
Gary “Why not?”
Tyron- “ Cuz it ain’t Tuesday man”
Gary- “Why does that matter?”
Tyron- “You can only die on Tuesdays man sorry”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “No one really knows man that’s just the rule”
Gary- “But...”
Tyron- “Just go with it man, no one really know why or how or when that rule was made the only thing we do know is that we must follow it”
Gary- “But Why?”
Tyron-“cuz man that just how it be sometimes”
Gary- “oh ok... what are you doing next Tuesday?”
by AgLet- August 11, 2019
Get the TUESDAYSmug. by xAfroxLoki July 21, 2022
Get the Tijuana Tuesdaymug. Panda Tuesday is a celebration of the one and only Portsmouth Panda - A lovable, warm creature that frequents that area. This celebration occurs every Tuesday, usually around 8 AM. A celebratory email is written which includes a picture of a Panda, often in a cute or funny situation.
Alt. meaning 1. A coworker who resembles a Panda who is celebrated once a week.
Alt. meaning 2 - (aka - Dirty Panda). While hooking up with a very hairy woman, shave a part of her body, then put shaving foam on your face and return to motorboat shaved area, thus revealing the Dirty Panda.
Alt. meaning 1. A coworker who resembles a Panda who is celebrated once a week.
Alt. meaning 2 - (aka - Dirty Panda). While hooking up with a very hairy woman, shave a part of her body, then put shaving foam on your face and return to motorboat shaved area, thus revealing the Dirty Panda.
"Hey guys, its time to celebrate Panda Tuesday!". It was quickly decided to take place every Tuesday.
"I should really shower after that Dirty Panda!"
"I should really shower after that Dirty Panda!"
by Panda Tuesday March 8, 2014
Get the Panda Tuesdaymug. by Pickletuesday May 11, 2021
Get the Pickle tuesdaymug.