fire tuesday

Fire Tuesday is the one day of week that you wait until dark to burn everything you can in the garden.

It is only acceptable to burn on a Tuesday under the cover of darkness. If you fail to follow the fire Tuesday code of conduct you run the risk of angry neighbours.

“Is that neighbor burning shit again”

“Must be fire Tuesday already”

by David David's son April 16, 2024

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Check tuesday

A word used by the popular madden streamer named sketch.

Sketch: check tuesday, check Tuesday brother! Special teams, special plays, special players.

Person: whatsup brother 👦☝️

by ShifxyWr3ps on yt April 27, 2024

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It's Tuesday, going on Monday.

It means the week is super long and dragging.

I got in a car crash, got chewed out at work, and it's only noon. Feels like it's Tuesday, going on Monday.

by JukeboxQB11 May 7, 2024

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Tony Tuesday

Eat pizza and wings on a Tuesday.

"It's Tony Tuesday motherfucker fuck, Pizza and chicken wings fuck baby fuck".

by tonytuesday May 19, 2024

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Tuesday, April 2nd phenomenon

A peculiar occurrence where schoolgirls born in the early 21st century, who still wear school uniform on Tuesday April 2nd 2024 (the last Tuesday, April 2nd to coincide with the fasting month of Ramadan so far), will be unable to witness the next Tuesday, April 2nd to coincide with Ramadan until April 2nd, 2120 — which is beyond their maximum lifespans. This phenomenon highlights the absurdity of time and generational experiences, emphasizing the fleeting nature of significant moments in life and the irony of missed opportunities.

I can't believe it's already 2024! The Tuesday, April 2nd phenomenon means those schoolgirls in their uniforms won't see another Ramadan on Tuesday, April 2nd until 2120—talk about missing out on a rare moment!

by Emotional Cruiser October 25, 2025

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