water balance

a shitty thing you learn about in grade 9 ecology
what the fuck is water balance
by G3 WougE March 12, 2019
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Boiency of water

"Dude Anthony and Ella discussed the boiency of water a lot last night"
by BDG BITCH June 02, 2019
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Water the tomatoes

When a man's penis is so short that when he pees he pisses on his balls
Son of a bitch! My dick is so shriveled up from the cold weather that it made me water the tomatoes.
by Breadfan4life October 14, 2021
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Real water

Meaning a girl is super wet
Yo Dave how was your night with Alex. Good dude she got real water.
by Okokkokk August 09, 2018
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Water Jacking

Using a shower head to spray your genitals until you orgasm.
“Dude, my girlfriend was definitely Water Jacking in the shower last night, She spent like an hour in there!”
by WagonMann September 12, 2022
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Water lover

Someone that never dries off after taking a shower or washing their hands.
Often used by hydrophobic people.
Person A: Hey, you didn't dry your hands!
Person B: Idc.
Person A: You're a water lover!
Person B: No one cares.
by ChameleonDragon February 05, 2018
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Weasel water

Lexie go get some of that weasel water from the garage, let's get this grill going.
by Klanke February 25, 2017
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