a can of whoopass suck it
by Sonic101TailsFucksCream May 02, 2010
The weariness and mental exhaustion associated with the canning of food for extended periods of time, often resulting in canning mistakes and--in extreme scenarios--massive outbreaks of botulism.
I need to take a break from canning asparagus; I don't want to get canning fatigue and expose my entire family to botulism.
by DMMOneBillion October 20, 2008
When you and your Indian (has to be Indian) partner pull out a can of coke and shove it up each others ass until one of you scream out in Agony.
by BigDaddyGary August 24, 2017
The dialectic pronounciation of "Canton, Ohio," one of the most insipid cities in the country. basically, the Northern Ohio accent is a Chicago accent, but lazier. So people their make all their vowels flat, such as "mahm, get me a pahp!" but they don't use the Chicago lilt. They also randomly drop syllables.
by Sarah Élisabeth de Forcheville May 04, 2005
1) Two girls with big cans (4 cans) hook up. 2) An indefinite, interlocking chain of bazoombas (So ... like a big chain of titties scissoring).
1) Sarah, Melissa, and Babs started a Can Jam after 3 Jaeger shots. 2) I wish my mom would stop Can Jamming with our neighbors, I just want to study for my test!
by Bubbledump August 26, 2017
He’s a canned pussy
by Braden big daddy November 16, 2017
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