Florida truthing

the suspicion of GeorgeNotFound to be in Florida without any proof.

We’re Florida truthing again.

by dreamteamsavior October 4, 2022

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Florida palm tree

Being pegged by a woman with a ribbed strap on

She gave her husband a Florida palm tree for his birthday

by Tattooie October 6, 2022

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Florida King

As opposed to a California King, a Florida King is a trashy and manipulative person; a walking red flag

On our date, he decided to mansplain the history of women’s rights to me. He’s such a Florida king.

by ilikebeingtrashy December 31, 2023

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Florida Mud Slide

The act of smearing shit all over yourself and your partner. Then sliding all around the bathtub together

Babe I have had a long day can. So please can we have a Florida Mud Slide.

by Ghandi's Child May 25, 2022

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florida mob

Any large gathering of drunk or otherwise intoxicated people.

Did you go to that music festival? It was a real florida mob.

by DaBearsss July 12, 2017

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Florida Phonebooth

When you fart in a shower stall with the hot water running. Executed properly, the combined smell and humidity should resemble a swamp that's located next to a Wal-Mart Distribution Center.

I ordered the Cuban Nachos from the food truck last night, and had an early meeting this morning, so a Florida Phonebooth was pretty much unavoidable.

by TanningCreamDealer June 16, 2017

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