When a man stealthily breaks wind in the morning whilst in bed with his wife or girlfriend then slips out from under the duvet and briskly opens the curtains to flood the room with bright morning light. The lady then by automatic response pulls the duvet over her own head and takes a good lung full thus gasing herself...
I Double Dutch'ed my girlfriend on Saturday morning which triggered quite a serious Asthma attack...
by GlynC July 31, 2006
by BigDaddy1013 January 27, 2016
When I farted during a lecture, the fart was much louder than anticipated because of the plastic chair in the lecture hall. This "over amplification" phenomenon is known as the "Dutch Kazoo".
by theotherslimshady December 22, 2013
Dutch tenting , along the lines of a Dutch oven.
In a Dutch tent you zip up all the vents and release vile farts into the tent where unsuspecting victims must suffer while being unable to easily escape as they fumble around with the tent zippers.
In a Dutch tent you zip up all the vents and release vile farts into the tent where unsuspecting victims must suffer while being unable to easily escape as they fumble around with the tent zippers.
Can be used as a verb.
While camping in Tahoe I was sleeping peacefully sleeping when suddenly a fouls odor filled the air. Then it hit me I was Dutch tented. My boyfriend said it was a proper Dutch tenting.
While camping in Tahoe I was sleeping peacefully sleeping when suddenly a fouls odor filled the air. Then it hit me I was Dutch tented. My boyfriend said it was a proper Dutch tenting.
by Gooselady November 12, 2015
who wants to dutch exchange?
by Anonymous_User01 April 12, 2017
The Dutch Knife is the weapon of choice for stabbing your project manager from a seated position, which is accomplished by having freakishly long Dutch arms. Usually following a disparaging remark made about your overall performance as a web developer.
Stan kept mocking Larry about how de never met his Sprint Objectives, so LArry reach out and shanked him with his Dutch Knife.
by bigbald January 20, 2017
When an unintelligent girl pretends to be unwilling to accept the sexual advances of a handsome man.
Hey Timmy, I'm really into you but I'm dating Dutch so I can't give up my goodies. Would you settle for some kisses? (Hershey, of course).
by LEVELS January 14, 2012