Chair

Chair stupid

Chair says hello

by leekskkwkwk October 20, 2022

Dope Chair

a dope chair is slang for the free wheelchairs that the city of portland gives out to drug addicts, typically to heroin users who are perfectly capable of walking, so that they can spend all day blocking the sidewalks nodding in their free wheelchairs.

Junkie: I'll trade my dope chair for a bag, the city gave it to me for free

by Fred Waters November 12, 2022

Chair

Something im sitting on, when I should be sitting on some dick

Person 1: that chair is so annoying

Person 2: yeah wish I was sitting on some dick instead

by SheDoCocaineInMyBasement April 6, 2024

Nobodyisimportantsis/ Bird/chair

Is a wonderful comforting person, They are beautiful in every way. Personality being something that stands out <3 Best person u could ever meet

Have you heard about nobodyisimportantsis/ bird/chair?
Person 1:yea they are great

by Yamslver June 9, 2021

Chair Shavings

It's complicated

Basically it's when the paint on your chair hardens, flakes, and then those flakes stick to you and spread everywhere in your house.

Jack: "Dude, what are these little things everywhere?"
Tony: "Ugh. Those are just chair shavings."

by RobloxKing443 February 14, 2025

gaming chair moment

Describes an instance of a hacker/cheater in a video game being completely obvious and obnoxious with their hacks/cheats, the joke being that it's only to make them feel powerful.

"Had a gaming chair moment last night, fucker was instakilling us cross map."

by KTelos September 10, 2023

chair

uh huh

Chair uh huh

*person proceeds to sit on chair*

by grtyuujjurr August 8, 2019