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Engelbert Humperdinck

Another world for anal sex. Can be shortened to: 'Bert, Engelbert, or Humperdinckage, for a more expansive complexity of the word.
ex. 1. Joe came over yesterday, and we Engelbert Humperdincked all night.

ex. 2. Yeah, I 'Berted her like a champ.
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humpadink

When two people have horny donkey sex that last for more than 3 hours (does not nessacerially have to include a donkey)
Oh yer breadrin we had a mass humpadink last night!
by Fred the breadrin March 11, 2003
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hump

for a person or animal to stick its penis into another person or animals vagina or asshole
he was so horny he had to hump something so he humped the nearest thing to him- his dog (who by the way is also a male). He grabbed the dog aggresively and tore down is pants and boxers at the same time, all the while pulling the dog closer and closer. Soon the positioned the dog over his erect penis and started humping. his penis went in and out, slowly at first then getting faster and faster, in out in out. the dog loved it and whined in pleasure. soon the dog wriggled out of his arms and the man smiled as the dog cirled behind him. He lay down on the couch and now it was the dog's turn. the dog lay on his back, pushing his penis into the man with pleasure and whining uncontrollably. When they were both done they lay happily together, side by side. "You truly are mans best friend" the guy said, smiling "and a heck of a good humper too." Then the dog and guy went at it in another round of humping.
by Sexylady990 June 6, 2007
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humpday

a day where you enjoy the use of other peoples body parts to pleasure ones self repetidly.
i enjoy todays fine humpday
by Scarlotte September 29, 2005
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camel hump

Referring to the large growth found on the front of middle aged women, also known as a front butt.
Ms. Akers-Jordan has a really big camel hump and looks bad in those black jeans.
by Stan McKay March 26, 2003
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hump the deck

When you're compelled to say "jump the deck" but then hit the "h" key instead of the "j" key.

As Metal Shadow 666 would say.
Dude: HIT THE DECK!
Dude 2 goes to hump the deck
Dude: O_o
Dude 2: jump*
by Duuur November 10, 2008
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humper monkey

One who humps things for pleasure.
Joey is such a little humper monkey. Yesterday, I caught him humping the dog!
by RatchetBoo August 4, 2003
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