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The horse hoax

Tricking a woman into having sex with you by picking her up in a flash car and promising to go out after drinks.
"Joe used the horse hoax again, his such a misogynist"
by Stains69 August 25, 2009
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Horse's Tail

When a girl lets the hair around her anus grow out to a much too lengthy length, thus resembling the tail of a horse!
I tried to go down on Peggy last night but her horse's tail kept tickling my chin!
by bob2468 December 22, 2009
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horse botherers

Blackburn Rovers Football Club and their Supporters are known as the Horse Botherers.
Who are the Horse Botherers (Blackburn) playing today?
by Mad Ferret April 8, 2016
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Horsed Up

Fucked up off Horsy Sause, or getting fucked up off horsy sause.
yeah i did that to your mom's roommate, i was horsed up.
by Jonnymiller666 January 20, 2009
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Horse girl

Wow she looks like a horse girl today
by Youtfavorite January 7, 2019
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Centipede Horse

A mythological horse demon which haunts the entire Northern United States. Legend depicts it as being long and snakelike, with the head of a horse and one hundred legs.

It is rarely seen, as it only moves at night. The only sign of it's movement is the sound of an entire heard of horses galloping.
Person 1: "Did you hear horses galloping outside last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but I didn't think there where horses around here?"
Person 3: "It was probably the Centipede Horse."
by Wrenn Amethyst March 1, 2011
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Horse Beagling

Verb:

To fist two horses with a beagle on each arm.
"You know when you are fisting a beagle and your arm gets stuck. You think S**t! What the f**k am I going to do? So you get another beagle and start fisting that. Then your arm gets stuck in that beagle. Now you're really screwed! So you decide that to fist a horse with each beagle. THAT'S Horse Beagling."

"The list goes on, you could fist the beagle whilst fisting a horse, whilst fisting and elephant, then a whale, then a dinosaur! Thats the great thing about Horse Beagling!"
by nowimboard August 7, 2008
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