meat hanger

a small bathing suit

Those girls are checking out the guy in the meat hanger.

by Mr Lorenzo December 9, 2007

Chelsea Handler Syndrome

Also known as CHS

A condition in which you've watched so much 'Chelsea Lately' or 'The Chelsea Handler Show' that you've come to talk, look, and move your body like her. You say things like 'shadoobie', 'pikachu', and 'little nugget', all while trashing Britney Spears. When you say things that you got from Chelsea, some people (recognizing your reference) will say "OKAY, Chelsea Handler" But as an addict, you find it complimenting.

Girl - "HELLO. I'm Kari Mackenzie, watch as I go DEEEEEEEP inside my halloween candy."
Sister - "OKAY, Chelsea Handler"
Girl - "Not my fault, I have Chelsea Handler Syndrome"

by Kari Mackenzie February 6, 2008

haider

The kind of guy who thinks he can get rid of his lisp...

Samir: "Well, the book says that if you start with your tounge at the top of your mouth, you have to slowly bring it down to the bottom; pushing the air out through your teeth, like this...Sssally"

Steven: "It is still the same"

Samir: "Damn It!!"

by Dat Dude May 6, 2005

Handrew

a very proper hand-job, almost as if it were from royalty

Dude, I know that the girl I'm taking out tonight is going to give me a handrew. She drives an Audi for crying out loud.

by Larry Gigli November 24, 2010

Haider

haider is so hot and all the girls fall for him. so smart he makes teachers look like dogs sniffings monkeys pooped armpits in a shower of shawarmas. all girls try out for him but he is WAY out of all their leagues. only about 2 girls in 100,000 can match up to his standards cuz he hot as jo mama is ugly. and stinky.

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that guy is soooo hot!
i know, right? he's haider! all the girls love him.. oo la la

by supgirldababyindahoodwoooooooo February 27, 2022

one handed muppet strangler

Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.

I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.

by the californiamerican June 27, 2008

weak handed stranger

when your girlfriend / wife sits on her hand until it falls asleep then strokes you off.

i wanted sex last night but my wife was too tired so she gave me a weak handed stranger instead

by coma061 January 21, 2009