Grease

A person that nobody in the cool kids group likes, but still sticks to them just to get attention, clout , and all in all just to be one of them.

“ Man i cant handle these grease in my school, always sticking to my dick when im trying to make plans with my friends!”

by NarlyJordanian666 July 3, 2018

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Greasing

A synonym for the slang terms “tryharding” and “sweating” which means to put all of your effort into a video game and being unhealthily good at it. It comes from the term “greaser” which one of its many meanings can mean a very oily/greasy gamer.

Look at his score! He’s greasing this game!

by Pozhar May 4, 2024

pumpin your grease gun

1. Another way of saying masturbating. Used with the few people who live in a small town called Randlett, Oklahoma. Population: 430

"Hey Billy from across the stoop, You pumpin your grease gun over there, save your energy for your cousin Daisy out in the yonder"

by kuntry6969 June 27, 2016

nipple grease

Leakage that comes from a nipple, typically when happy or aroused.

¨When she bounced on my dick I got nipple grease everywhere ¨

by Nipple_Grease April 13, 2017

Grease job

A hand job using Vaseline or other petroleum jelly as a lubricant

Hannah didn't have any Astroglide, so she gave Joey a grease job instead.

by Lash Rambo June 21, 2025

Grease Horn

Another word for your cell phone. Meaning that it is used to pick up grease (aka women, guys, booty call, etc...). Often used to describe a phone that gets ridiculous amounts of calls, texts and picture messages resulting from hitting on people and greasing them up like a boss.

"Heey, why didn't you pick up the grease horn last night?"

"Sorry man, it wasn't working, there was much too much grease so it was pooched for the night"

"Ahhh, I get it. You salty dawg you!!!"

by IngridtheCat July 20, 2012