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This is slang that originated with American soldiers during World War II. Many US troops were armed with their fully automatic equivalent of the STEN gun, the M3 submachine gun which, because of its resemblance to the mechanic’s tool was called the ‘grease gun’. With the slightly macabre humour prevalent amongst those who are in combat, enemy troops killed by this weapon were referred to as having been ‘greased’.
It quickly came to mean killed by multiple bullet wounds from any type of machine gun. It was during the Vietnam War, however, that its use expanded and increased quite dramatically until it became used to describe any death in action against the enemy.
There is now some evidence to suggest that the word greased is being used to describe any violent death, even where this is not in combat and when it may even be an accident.
“Tommy got greased yesterday! Fucking great pallet of bricks fell on him at the building site!”
Greased by AKACroatalin October 16, 2016
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greatest speech ever 

The speech from Team america world police. At the end... you know the great one.
The greatest speech ever:
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.
And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.
Kim Jong Il is an asshole.

Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.
greatest speech ever by jodertu November 21, 2010

greasoid 

One who behaves in a greasy manner, or is greasy by nature.
That fella is low! what a greasoid!
greasoid by Scotianhopper January 24, 2011

greasification

When an Albertan individual infects a non-albertan, most deadly an individual from Ontario, with their "oil and gas" greasy way of life. Causing visible physical, appearance rooted, changes, such as haircut, the growing of a peach-fuzz greasy pedo-stache, and others.
"The Alberta twins performed a greasification on that boy from Ontario, he is far less attractive now."

"He underwent a greasification."

"He is in his greasifcation arc."
greasification by milflov3r January 16, 2022

this is the greatest plan 

When Charles come smashing in the window with his helicopter
Charles: This is the greatest plan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mission failed bruh

Greasy hair 

Someone who's hair is like a McDonald's deep fryer
Me: Joe you have some greasy hair

Joe: *angry face*
Greasy hair by Hahahahgreasy December 5, 2019

Greasy sand 

Also known as "moist sand". It's the act of digging a hole in a pile of sand (like on the beach etc.) taking a shit in the said hole and covering it with sand. It can be used like a trap or just for fun.

...also mixing sand with grease...that works too... even tho I don't know why you would do that.
-"Man, I was on the beach yesterday and I had to take a big dump but there was no potty around so I dug a hole and done my business."

-"...Ah yes, the GREASY SAND..."
Greasy sand by MoodyMcMoodguy October 8, 2019